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The War God's Feisty Pet Cat

Shen Yuan dies and transmigrates into PIDW

Except something goes wrong and he gets put in a cat body (close enough to shen jiu lets be real)

He has no idea what's going on or where he is and the system is less helpful than in canon.

It tells him the main mission is locked, and all other functions are under maintenance due to an error.

Before he can even start adjusting to cat life he's swooped up by some monster. It's strangely familiar but he's too busy freaking out over potentially being eaten to put the pieces together

Fortunately (or unfortunately depending on your perspective) the beast doesn't eat him right away. You see it's a mom, and she's taking this morsel back to her den to feed it to her young.

But before the ravenous little babies can tear him into little bite sized pieces, a very handsome powerful cultivator arrives to clear out the monster den.

His intention was to rid the country side of another dangerous monster, saving a cat was accidental if anything.

More thoughts

Once Cat Yuan gets the hang of this system and the missions he starts unlocking abilities and upgrades with his points

He eventually gets the ability to temporarily turn into a human

And he mostly uses it to help binghe once the kid gets to the sect, because he took one look at that kid and decided he definitely isn't going to let this sweet white lotus suffer like he did in pidw.

But he does have run ins with lqg as a human obviously

And lqg is initially pretty suspicious of this unknown pretty boy that keeps appearing and disappearing all over

(Definitely thinks sy kidnapped his cat at some point because that's hilarious)

But the turning point happens when lqg is fighting a demon, with his pet cat (lqg didn't want to leave his cat alone to go night hunting. And obviously he can keep the cat safe so what's the problem?)

(Luckily cat yuan got some physical buffs and some attacks from the system. So he really has been fine going out fighting monsters with lqg, and it's fun enrichment for the both of them)

But this demon is cunning, it's weaker than lqg by a significant margin, but it uses a trick to get the upperhand. Weakens lqg with a poison, and whisks him away before the animal companion can attempt to stop it.

Lqg is in varrying phases of consciousness but he vaugely recalls being in some sort of damp den. The villian leaves him alone for a moment. Confident that the poison and the immortal binding cables will keep him in place.

But then liu qingge feels a soft touch on his wrists. Nimble fingers try to untie the cable, and when that doesn't work he hears the sound of chen luan leaving it's sheath, and the cables are cut shortly after.

The stranger quietly tries to get liu qingge to stand and when that isn't happening (he can hardly feel his legs) the stranger helps him to his feet.

But before he can get lqg out of there the demon comes back and the fight is back on

Only this time it's the nameless cultivator against the demon. Hes clearly untrained, even with a powerful sword like chen luan he's barely doing damage. But what he lacks in skill he makes up for in pure determination. He's throwing himself into the fight like it's his own life on the line. And lqg can't quite wrap his head around it.

He finds himself back in his own bed on bai zhan peak hours later, going through everything again trying to make sense of it.

Then it hits him

The mystery man was able to draw chen luan, and the sword allowed him to fight with it.

The sword would only yield to someone liu qingge trusted absolutely

So who was this man?

And what was he to liu qingge?

Luo Bingge: Wow, what a weird and wonderful world. I haven't seen 50 of these before

Shen Yuan: How did you even get here?

Luo Bingge: Who knows? I just happened upon a magic portal and here I am

Shen Yuan: Does that mean you can't go back?

Luo Bingge, kicking Xin Mo under the couch: It looks that way. Darn, can I stay here?

Shen Yuan: Of course! Let me get you set up!

DVDs

VHS tapes

Vinyl (before it became cool again)

Rotary phones

Whale oil lamps

Magic lantern shows

Gutenberg press

Horses

Antikythera mechanism

Fire

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

yall we did it

At first it's just a slight wave of new fans because the story is finally finished & the mixed opinions about the ending have a lot of people talking/posting about it. The usual stuff

Then 2 weeks pass and Airplane is found dead in his apartment. Forensics say he died exactly on the day the final chapter was posted. And people eat that UP. Nothing like a suspiciously timed death to get people talking

It spews all sorts of conspiracy theories, the next one weirder than the last (from a simple accident to -> he achieved his Life's Work and then killed himself -> someone forced him to write the story and then killed him and then even the joke of: Binghe used Xin Mo to teleport and took revenge).

New readers are joining the fandom, curious about The Chapter That Killed A Man (as one headline says).

There's also another joke going around that Peerless Cucumber finally snapped and killed him. People start @ ing him on posts & sliding in his DMs. No response. At first that's just weird because he's known for being chronically online.

Then he continues to not show any activity on his account whatsoever (even weirder) and people start tracing back and notice that he, like Airplane, has not been active since the day of the last chapter.

Which results in the next wave of attention. The conspiracies get even crazier (Cucumber killed Airplane then left the country, they faked their death and ran away together (nothing better than some enemies to lovers) (someone even suggests a murder suicide) and so on)