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Wenren E is such a gentleman on the first date good boss to his subordinate.

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pangur-and-grim

listen. when you slip on a banana peel and impale yourself on the sharpened banana stem, I hope your last words are “Greer was right.”

pangur-and-grim

keystew

the village children are doing ding dong ditch on my wizards tower and descending my spiral staircase so often is wreaking havoc on my knees help

falore52

Shen Yuan is actually a great cautionary tale abt underestimating the effect your presence has on the ones you care about. You are fucking important. Your good actions matter, and won’t be completely erased by one bad deed. Your life matters. People care about you. They won’t stop caring about you just bc you think they would be justified to. Communicate. Do not kys right in front of your favourite person out of a misguided attempt to cheer them up with your death you fucking idiot I swear to Airplane.

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asynca

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

pangur-and-grim

"Claws like sharpened bananas shot toward me."

this sentence is

good

bad

Voting ended onJun 20

pangur-and-grim

ITS EVOCATIVE! LIKE GREAT BIG HUGE BANANAS EXCEPT SHARP!

pangur-and-grim

YOU DO IT ON ONE OF THESE! OBVIOUSLY!!!

pangur-and-grim

a lot of people are very angry with me over this, but I'd just like you to sit down and imagine a banana. maybe a green one so it's extra firm. if you need it to be harder, you can toss it in the freezer.

and that brown end? the hard bit? pencil sharpener. or sharpened with a blade. are you following me? now, attach six of those to a harpy.

yeah. I think you're seeing the vision. you can apologize to me any time you're ready

pangur-and-grim

check in time:

I see the vision

it's still really bad

Remaining time: 17 hours 29 minutes

pangur-and-grim

GOD DAMN IT!

pitchdarkedge

inber

Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.

Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.

That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.

thepolymorphexperience

Genuinely, thank you so much for this.

prokopetz

Sitting here watching the delivery tracker app as the little icon of the car very slowly increases in width while remaining in the same spot knowing it's just a glitch of some kind, but, like, imagine.

prokopetz

Peering sourly at my phone like "ah shit, they sent the Wide Car again".

the-haiku-bot

Peering sourly at

my phone like “ah shit, they sent

the Wide Car again”.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

ozempicofficial

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cogneartive

can i please get more pictures like this. this how it feel

cogneartive

more examples

wayba3

A teacher and his aquarium

#you know the pebbles would be so excited to find out they're pretty colors #rocky is so mad he's not fancy colors #queue it up #project hail mary

va-draws

A moment of light during the siege

poorly-drawn-dvawtk

What in the Hua Cheng

ibijau

100% true

but also it's low key funny that wre is a little jealous of that devotion to a fake version of himself

poorly-drawn-dvawtk

real and true Wenren E was this 🤏 close to going "stop paying attention to the memorial and look at me instead"

cbk1000

So, I lurk in some writer subreddits, and a frequent topic of discussion is prose: what constitutes good prose, how do you write it, how do you improve it, etc. And yesterday I stumbled across one topic about the difference between good descriptive prose, and purple prose. OP asks people to share some of their favourite authors who they think write beautiful prose without tipping into purple. No problem; people are happy to oblige.

One person says that Steinbeck is one of their favourite authors for prose, and then they share an example of what they would consider purple prose. It is so violetly awful that I think the poster must have written it themselves as a kind of parody of purple prose. Other people assumed the same.

But as it turns out, they are quoting from a book written by a YouTuber whose channel ia dedicated to talking about writing (namely, their own writing, which is genius, but often not comprehensible to the drooling plebs).

Naturally, I read the free sample of their book in awe and horror, and I'd like to share some screenshots with you. If you also have trouble defining or understanding what purple prose is, it's this.

Yes, every single fucking page is written like this.

cbk1000

Reading some more of the preview for this book, and I realise this is by far not the biggest problem, but I'm begging this guy to just use 'shadow' instead of 'umbra'. I promise I will not accuse you of being a philistine.

cbk1000

'Noctilucent orbs'. Even fanfic written by a 14-year-old wouldn't dare.

The author is a man in his 30s, btw.

the-pen-pot

*throws this in the face of everyone who has ever accused me of writing purple prose*

neverwalka1one

I thought the Amelia Peabody series was purple. I owe the author an apology. Uffda

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poorly-drawn-dvawtk

The sheer audacity of Wenren E to wonder how he's a fan favourite love interest in a sappy romance novel when he casually does things like this like it's normal

unclefather

rating based on what is letters.

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