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all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

#there is so much abandonware just...out there being used and carefully maintained#because nothing quite replicates the functionality

I just realized something, I can only think of one mystery/detective show or movie where the detective is Black

That being the Residence on Netflix, which to be clear is one of the best murder mystery shows I have ever seen

I think Helen of Troy wasn't blonde but rather was the first bitch to figure out hair dye and therefore had blue hair and pronouns in 1000 bc

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

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I think I'm in love with you

HAPPY PRIDE

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a ghoul and have your head roll off your body and you walk over and pick it up and put it back on your head

Sometimes, if I'm feeling really crazy, sometimes I take one more vitamin D tablet than I'm supposed to. Just to live dangerously.

I think that's why you're healthier than most people + your writing is good

Most of my writing was written when my vitamin D levels were, in the words of my doctor, "nonexistent", so maybe my writing is worse now

What

That's why I'm taking the tablets

i work nights and also hate the sun so ive basically spent the last few years living in complete darkness and a couple weeks ago i was like “hmm. i should get some vitamin d supplements” and i instantly feel comparatively incredible. i was in fact deficient in The Vitamin and receiving The Vitamin has pretty much fixed me

My town has a critical shortage of doctors, so last time I went to the city to visit a friend I went to a doctor there, which is what a lot of people in my town have started doing. The doctor looked at my bloodwork, looked at me, and said "your vitamin levels are the same as most of my patients who are from your town". We all have the same deficiencies and vitamin D is one of them because the sun only comes out of the clouds for 2 weeks a year.