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I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

wait i literally like to play and draw

sometimes older people get annoyed when i say "no problem" instead of "you're welcome" but the truth is it's literally not a problem

and sometimes you're not welcome

the cruel doctor pepper experimented on me and now im the first human soda hybrid

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

i was abandoned as a baby & raised by a wild pack of cigarettes

why does the US have a theme park ride thats just presidential speeches. who would want to visit that. that sounds like something yeonmi park would make up about north korea

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn