BruceSpringstein’sBooty

there should be kink at the kia summer sales event

i miss the math that was like x+12=24 like girl it’s 12❤️

You get turned back into a baby but you retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?

Eat a nickel

A reminder: You have retained all your skills and memories

Eat a nickel

Ok

op change your url challenge

I thought it was going to be something like ‘unfunny-comics’, but what I read instead completely obliterated me.

Men were invented by Valve to sell more tf2 hats

girlie you can’t give up now you don’t have the dark green couch of your dreams yet

pinterest bitches are so cunty for absolutely ZERO reason😭

Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

sorry

i heard tumblr’s going to ban little german boys in lederhosen holding enormous lollipops next

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

genuinely think all my problems would be solved if I was just a trophy husband. where is my breadwinning wife, I want legos

Don’t know how it protects me from Ebola but alright alright. If it keeps me safe