fiction got off soooo lucky with dreams and hallucinations. imagine if the human brain didn't come with a built-in path to surreal imagery that could perfectly represent abstract themes and emotional truths through metaphor. we'd be so fucked man

Been feeling a bit hopeless of late. Wasn't expecting to stumble across a quote that would fundamentally alter my perspective and make me cry during my lunch break but here we are

This is an excellent sentiment.

Nevertheless, we persisted :)

I'm so horny I could fuck a person I was attracted to #TRUE

i can’t wait to be a cougar !! watch me be 50 dating a 25 year old dude. and i won’t even be hot for my age either. i’ll be 50 looking 65. they really don’t gaf

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011