Rewrite the Stars

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

i miss the days when people would discreetly cough blood into their handkerchiefs instead of everyone always trying to be this season’s Little Miss Tuberculosis

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

no 1 ever has a crush on me cause i got an abrasive personality and am a lil ugly but that’s ok cause those are my best qualities

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fuck it im tired of this shit *becomes an evil scientist*

“i’m so good at Smash” i say as i press random buttons while facing the wrong way and scream out loud when i fall off

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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

sharpay diem is a latin term meaning to bop bop bop bop to the top

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

*goes insane thinking about romance*

Apparently the current proposed name of the hypothetical ninth planet is Persephone which is such a good name I’m mad I didn’t think of it.

I’m into this

I can’t believe none of the reasons were “It’s what Pluto would want.”

#if he can’t be a planet at least his wife can

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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