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So, are you a beautiful forty-five minute monologue gay, or a wardrobe goblin gay?
I love this man
a great look is the mama mia the movie lookâŚlike carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth
Iâve finally got a contribution to make. Her bio said âHistory buffâ

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can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
Iâm the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them
( other versions: spider, moth, bee, worm )
gentle reminder
you tried your best, and your best for today might not look like your best from yesterday, and it might not be your best for tomorrow, but thatâs okay â you did your best for right now, and with these little steps, youâre making it through
i Still cant believe sneaking out is an Actual thing that teenagers Do
this is just so unrealistic to me like what the fuck how do yall do it??? i have Arguments and Questions
1. like what am i supposed to do if i live in a building??? do i just wait for the elevator?? do i take the stairs?? mind me there could be a Lot of stairs 2. how THE FUCK do yall manage to do all this shit without waking anyone up?? this is So Fake!! if i so much as sneeze into my pillow my mom will come into my room and see if my ass is okay and then complain that i woke her up 3. HOW THE FUCK DONT YOUR PARENTS REALIZE YALL ARE GONE?? AND HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO COME BACK?? WHAT THE FUCK!! 4. if my mom found out that id been going places in the middle of the night u bet your ass id be dead the next day 5. i dont believe in this concept At All
i mean i guess itâs possible the way american houses are built but itâs still a bit far fetched imo but yea growing up in Puerto Rico in an urbanizacion it was like lmao you canât sneak out in a house like that. first of all our windows are miami style of whatever, second of all thereâs only 1 functioning door (technically our house had 2 but 1 of them had potted plants on both sides so it was never used but in any case both were on the same side of the house), and the house is so small like you would hear someone opening and closing it. plus you just know at least 1 person on your street would be up and would spill that piping hot tea to your parents the next day.
so my sister snuck out of the house one night because we live in an old house in the country thatâs always creaking and âsettlingâ which, good news: is perfect for sneaking out because thereâs always weird noises anyway; bad news: weâre in the middle of the woods and thereâs always creepy fucking noises
but hey, what are white girls gonna do except sneak out at night and through the woods to go have sex with their boyfriends?
what could go wrong??
and I do literally mean through the woods. our driveway is a quarter of a mile long through actual wooded area, and she wasnât smart enough to grab a flashlight. but she could sort of see the headlights of her boyfriendâs car at the very end so it wasnât so bad going down to be picked up
except when she got dropped off, she had to make the trip back up the driveway, through the dark scary woods, with no light whatsoever, at like 3 am or some other Gonna Get White Girl Murdered time
and she was high as fuuuuuuuuuuck
so sheâs creeping her way back up the driveway, trying to move slow or else sheâll fall off the ground and get lost in the sky forever. really fucking high
then she steps on a frog
because we also have a 3 acre âpondâ like our property isnât fucking creepy enough already and my first-time-to-ever-be-high sister stepped on a FROG and apparently it both squished and belched, and keep in mind that with no light whatsoever she doesnât know what the fuck just happened AT ALL
I wake up to a series of frantic text messages
hlp he lp HEL
dontâ tell momd and dad
i jsut murdered somtheing
also, just for context, this is also the sister that pierced her own ears and gave herself a stickânâpoke tattoo with a lighter and my momâs sewing needle because she âgot restlessâ and picked a fight with a girl two grades above, half a foot taller, and probably a hundred pounds heavier AND WON
(it doesnât matter if youâre smol if you get âem on the ground and get on top)
anyway
so waking up to an âI just murdered somethingâ text from her was ⌠actually kind of inevitable. siblings are either ride or die or no officer Iâve never seen that person before, and that night, I decided I was ride or die
so then I take MY dumb white girl ass out into the woods in the middle of the night, but at least Iâm smart enough to take a flashlight. sister had already texted me she was âonthe drivewaysâ but again, thatâs a quarter mile journey
finally I arrive at the scene of the crime
sister: sitting in the gravel, crying, makeup a Mess
frog: laying still beside her, looking like a slightly smaller Jabba the Hut
she points at the frog and sobs that itâs a heart. obviously a frog. a fucking BIG ASS frog, but still. Iâm relieved, but also super pissed, because I drug myself out of bed, snuck out too, and dangled my sumptuous human body in front of all the Forest Monsters on my way down here and there isnât even a fucking body
just a frog, which I pick up to show her is not a heart, and turns out to only be stunned! not dead! still very much alive and full of pee!!
so it pisses all over me and slimes out of my hand, escaping into the night
also, I totally held my sisterâs hand with my Piss Hand as I led her back home because she deserved it
this was a goddamned journey

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# does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe?
When you donât understand her but youâre already thinking about how many dogs youâll have when youâre married
whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.
these kids will be like âcan you drive me home? i donât have gas money but-â and im already pullin out my keys and am like. sweetheart, you are a child. i am not charging a child gas money.
i literally almost lunged across the counter to throw hands with some old hag who yelled at and insulted one of our 16 y/o girls but instead i threw her sandwich at her and told her to never fucking come back
old dudes will flirt with our young girls too and iâll be like ay man this is a truck stop, normal customer service rules dont apply here. i can and will call the cops on you.
Op I love you
Op be my dad
the entire month of august is like the sunday evening of the year where you think you have your shit together but at 11pm you realize theres school tomorrow & your shit is completely not togetherÂ
Iâve been out of school for thirteen years and I still feel this in my goddamn bones.
Unpopular opinion: straight people using âpartnerâ to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers arenât entitled to information about other peopleâs gender or sexuality.
Give op their hard-earned notes
Tbh I hear âpartnerâ and assume gay, I didnât know straights used it. Very fair point, OP
I hear âpartnerâ and think âgayâ too. A girl at work used it for months and I just went with it. When she would say âheâ I even thought maybe he was trans*. Anyways, someone using partner makes me more comfortable and I came out to her. She was just an intelligent straight girl that liked the term and was knowledgeable in human sexuality so definitely someone I should have felt comfortable coming out too. Itâs a good sign of a straight person uses it IMO.
As a mental health clinician, this is actually my blanket term when discussing any romantic relationship. I agree it normalizes it, but I also think itâs a relatively safe term to use to describe most romantic relationships without making any assumptions about the personâs orientation or identity. I also use the word âpartneredâ when describing a monogamous relationship status.
The term âpartnerâ also removes the implied hierarchy of boyfriend/girlfriend vs husband/wife. This is relevant both to non-monogamous people, and unmarried individuals for whom the importance of their relationship isnât dictated by its legal status.Â
also you can make cowboy jokes

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T.G.I.F.
Tomorrow Gonna Is Friday
Alright tumblr gays, itâs time for some discourse
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I WAS WONDERING WHY TF MY KEYSMASHES LOOKED SO BAD
It has to primarily be comprised of letters that are part of the classic typing resting position for your hands, the âBasic Positionâ, or it looks forced instead of spontaneous
âgâ and âhâ are fine because theyâre right there, âzâ âxâ and âqâ are okay because they look funny, are almost never used in real words, and break up the monotony of the middle rowâs heavy usage, and you can throw in like, ONE other letter from anywhere else on the keyboard for personal style and to indicate exuberance of flail thank you for coming to this TED talk