The lazy shipping cat

i thought she broke the fucking glass door

I thought so too and she was surveying her damage

Are you saying yes to the dress?

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

nic cage is proud

I was going to caption this but then I listened with the sound on, and they had it covered.

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly?? Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around. You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

rice man approves

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

Bye mom

remember when dashcon happened and these kind of posts completely disappeared

why did you bring it BACK

truth turned to legend, legend to myth, and for thousands of years this disaster of a fucking post was gone and yall shitheads brought it back

Bye mom, I’m moving here

the ancient ones left us a treasure

The writers are the teachers 🤚🏻😌

This is Gold

I’m coming!

if a vampire came into my house and tried to drain my blood. well i would simply say no thank you.

unless the vampire is hot of course, in which case feel free to make yourself at home

Human: *rescinds their invitation* Vampire: I am forcibly removed from the house