dicks, tricks, and more

looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me

dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

thats not how they told it

you gotta slap my ass bro…. for the economy……..

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

Let's all block op

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

guys please sit with me, and imagine Grimsley delivering the speech Debbie made at the end of The Addams Family movie.... wait im gnna draw for it -

I just think that if nintendo is going to create a feature that even gets a dedicated button as part of the selling point then you should not need to pay a subscription service just to use it

having a button that you can’t press unless you wanna spend money means that nintendo has recreated the experience of accidentally pressing the internet button on your flip phone and you go you fuckfuckfuck as you try to back out as fast as possible before it charges your parents

#lost in a fugue of penis delerium

reblog to spread your dick mania to everywhere you go

my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me

hi baby cat here. we hvae to cut you in to ten million pieces with my claws forever

are yhou sure about this doctor

pawsitive