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Sal Fisher from Sally Face did nothing wrong!

Requested by @socky-senpai

but what would be even funnier is if the Doctor was actively aware of him doing this and just….letting him have his fun instead of complaining about secrecy like normal 

2014: you are absolutely not allowed to take pictures of me on the moon and post them to tumblr, it’s dangerous! 

2019: “THE DOCTOR DOES OUR MAKEUP WHILE BLINDFOLDED AND FLYING THROUGH THE TIME VORTEX CHALLENGE!!!!”

guys. 

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

jeff bezos: how about i create new ways to fuck over my employees and underpay them

jeff bezos: i’ve got it, i’ll legally not pay them while they’re still on the clock, and i’ll get the supreme court to agree with me

me: 

It’s remarkable to me that he could personally afford to fix Puerto Rico’s critical infrastructure, and still be among the top 10 billionaires in the USA afterwards. He could afford to completely repair Puerto Rico and still have enough money to be in the top 20. 

Jeff Bezos could afford to personally end world hunger for a year and still be among the top 10 US billionaires. He could feed the entire planet for 3 years and still be in the top 20.

If you had $133.2 billion in a savings account with an interest rate of 0.06% (the average rate), you would receive $79.9 million in interest every year without having to do anything. All he needs to do is keep breathing, and he will make 57 times more this year than an average US citizen will make in their entire lifetime. 

He could spend $80 million this year and would not even notice its absence.

It’s estimated that it would take $55 million and a year of work to fix Flint, MI’s water supply.