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Claire Keane
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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shark vs the universe
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Acquired Stardust
trying on a metaphor
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Xuebing Du
η₯ζ₯ / Permanent Vacation
izzy's playlists!
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
YOU ARE THE REASON
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@broke-bisaster
nice pair of characters who trust each other more than anyone else in the whole entire world it would sure be a shame if one of them betrayed that trust for the sake of trying to keep the other alive. it would sure be a shame to love someone so much you destroy them
βi need you to live even if it means you never forgive me for thisβ is an emotion
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feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty
A thing that bothers me about wizard schools in popular media β outside of the magic-grade-school stuff, anyway β is that they're typically depicted as being basically magic universities, but their actual curricula and pedagogical approaches look much more like those of a technical institution. Like, buddy, that's not a wizard university, that's a wizard trade school. You can't just slap university student culture on top of trade school pedagogy. It doesn't work like that β the one emerges from the other!
"Well ACTUALLY wizards are" wizards are made up. They can be analogous to whatever real-world class or vocation the author wants. Wizard-school-as-university and wizard-school-as-technical-institute are both perfectly fine; what I am grumping about is wizard-school media that doesn't seem to have a clear picture of how different sorts of educational institutions actually operate.
Okay but now I really want to know what a Wizard technician would look like. Would he wear magical overalls with all kinds of reagents and magic tools sticking out of his numerous pockets?
A guy like that walks into your tower with a toothpick in his mouth, takes one look at your summoning circle and goes
βI see yer problem. You used chalk B12 instead of S3. B12 is only for transmutation circles. Gimme a sec I think I have a piece somewhere here.β
He fixes your circle, test summons an imp and goes.
βThere ya go. Fit as a fiddle.β
βItβs the chalk.β
βThe chalk? I always use that chalk, itβs never been a problem.β
βAh - yes. This stuff will work just fine for most circles, but, uh - here, take a look with my loupe. You see the off-color flecks? Canβt hardly see them with the naked eye, but those are impurities. Silicates, might even be some iron in here, to be honest. Usually wonβt cause a problem, but - you said you hadnβt tried this particular summons before?β
βFirst time trying a 5th level, yeah.β
βThose silicates will make your scribing a little fuzzy when viewed from the astral plane. You see, for example, these three fine lines here? With this chalk, on the astral that looks like one thick line with fuzzy edges. They canβt tell exactly what you want, and theyβre picky lilβ critters so they just wonβt do anything in response.β
βReally? Oh. I always thought the expensive chalk was just fancy to be fancy.β
βMaking pure chalk is difficult, you need a dedicated production line or dust gets in the finished product. To be honest, you donβt need to bother with it for most things, but 5th and up, 5th level and up, it actually is necessary. Anything with lines within about two millimeters of each other.β
βSo I need to start over?β
βUnfortunately yes. Youβll have to erase all this, but with some good chalk it should work just fine. Next new moon your summons should go off without a hitch.β
βDang. At least itβs not my sigils, I was worried it was my sigils.β
βNah Your sigils look good. Even and balanced. You know what youβre doing, itβs just an equipment problem.β
βThanks for the help, sorry to make you come all the way out here.β
βNo problem! Itβs my job.β
βPeople are inherently terribleβ no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesnβt suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know itβs hard to see sometimes, I know thereβs pain everywhere. But look, thereβs a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, thereβs someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, thereβs someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, thereβs good, thereβs good, thereβs good. Look!!!!
"We took in a kitten that was starving, injured, and shot with a pellet gun."
"Oh my god, people are awful!"
"They're not. A person rescued her, other people who are trained in helping animals treated her injuries to make her healthy again, and so so so many people contributed to pay her medical costs, I don't even know how many. That she was hurt by...what, one person? Three? Certainly not many. Is honestly maybe the least important and least meaningful part of her story."
"...Oh."
I am holding a triumph of human kindness in my lap right now and her name is Fancy.
Iβll never forget I once had to break the news to two women that their dog had cancer, and as they cried and hugged and asked me questions I said something about how I was grateful this pup had such a loving family to support her- only for these ladies to inform me one of them wasnβt actually an owner at all, she was just the other womanβs Uber driverβ¦
So this driver tells me sheβs literally never met the other lady in her life, but when this passenger started crying in the car with her dog because she was worried, this angel in the form of an Uber driver went off the clock, came inside the building, and waited over an hour in a busy emergency room with a complete stranger just so she would have someone there by her side in a scary situation. This woman even took notes about everything I said so the owner wouldnβt have to try and remember it all later.
I see plenty of stuff at my job that makes me tempted to lose my faith in humanity but all I do is remember that Uber driver and it comes roaring back to me just like that. Humans are so unbelievably good, man.
#weirdly it ended up being a uterine tumor (not super common) and the dog was cured with an OVH#a rare feel good story from the ER π₯Ή#Uber driver came for the dogβs follow up appointment as well!!!
Cheat Sheet for Writing Emotion
Anger:
Grinding teeth
Narrowing eyes
Yelling
A burning feeling in the chest
Heavy breathing
Unjustified or justified accusations towards other characters
Jerky movements
Glaring
Violence
Stomping
Face reddening
Snapping at people
Sadness:
Lack of motivation
Messy appearance
Quiet
Slow movements
Crying
Inability to sleep
Frowning
Red eyes
Isolating oneself
Fatigue
Not concentrating
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The Four Sacred Artistic Motives:
-what if this bad thing was good instead
-how about Make-Believe Land can have whatever I want
-would that be fucked up or what
-I think that shit's hot
If you ever find yourself thinking "oh, I can't write this Cool But Impractical thing into my story, it's just not realistic", here are a few perfectly realistic reasons why people and even whole cultures would rather do something in an impractical way rather than the sensible one:
weird flex
religious reasons
religious weird flex (someone decided that they are So Religious that they consider the practical method Sinful, and people got competitive about it)
tax reasons (some ruler put a tax on doing something the sensible way and people started doing the impractical alternative as a legal loophole)
someone wildly powerful and popular preferred doing it that way, and everyone adapted to it in order to look cool
someone wildly unpopular suggested doing the practical thing, and everyone went out of their way to avoid doing that in order to not look uncool
it just genuinely never occurred to them that there is a better alternative, and their current method has been honed to perfection/adapted to the infrastructure so deeply that at this point altering it wouldn't be sensible
New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream
The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.
My god just look at this! The lighting, set design, photography... I've just never seen anything like it.
memes in sumeru π
kinda spoilers for the last few arcs?
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
"is this too cliche?" who cares? bro, write what you have fun writing. stuff your manuscript full of your favourite tropes. the same themes you love. all inspired by things you grew up with. do it all. go off. load. it. up. be freeeee
I have a deep love for humanity and yet a strange dislike of people in general. I believe in treating people kindly and yet one notification on my phone makes me groan. I feel a deep rage reading news of wars, prejudice, and injustice, but feel weirdly annoyed when strangers want to befriend me. Iβd jump in front of a train for the friends I already have, yet receiving love that strong makes me deeply uncomfortable. I have so much love in my heart and yet its exchange is almost repulsive. I love humans and yet the weight of actually being one makes me sick.
Friend and I are debating whether something is common knowledge or not.
Without looking it up, do you know what a selkie is?
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I feel like asking Tumblr specifically if they're aware of a myth that revolves around romantic notions of sacrificing freedom and trusting the person you love to not abuse your trust and being so devoted to someone you'll hand over the most precious thing you own and also hot naked ladies is not a good test of something being common knowledge.
me to the horny yearning site: do you know about the creature that loses a part of themself to someone and whether it's given or taken it bonds them for life and leaves them naked unless returned
One of my favourite tropes is "character who you wouldn't think is good with kids is actually great with kids"
Some faves:
Asshole character who is incredibly sweet and patient with kids
Cocky bastard character who is very mature and collected when kids are around
Big strong scary character who is careful and gentle with little tiny ones
Aloof character who is incredibly tuned in on the needs/fears/struggles of children
Depressed/Grumpy character who lights up around kids and spreads so much joy
Character who often states they donβt like kids yet in the presence of one will behave exactly right and/or become very protective of them because itβs the right thing to do
Uptight, obsessively neat and organized, painfully polite, and has high standards for everyone who is the exact opposite when it comes to children. Believes kids should be messy, loud, and voice their unfiltered opinions.
YES!! Once again someone describes one of my favourite characters!!
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"But why would you want to imagine, read or write about a relationship that wasn't healthy, good or desirable to you personally?"
I genuinely don't know how to explain the concept of fiction to you.
"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
i am SO glad you asked because i was in fact having an imaginary argument in my head with 'The Joker' from 'The Dark Night' and every other made-up villain that tries to sound edgy and deep with this kind of nihilism because they annoy the hell out of me
