Brohibiting

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

Hey op google what LCD stands for

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

*at a family gathering* you’re all like coworkers to me

there will be layoffs