Sails and Fishes

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Guys what if we have two, and they kiss!!

I'm torn because on the one end mr deltarune guy seems like a character that will be replaced next week when shippers get bored, but isn't that the true essence of a tumblr sexyman ?

if senshi doesnt win im going to destroy all of you

i have come to the conclusion that i need something really bad to happen to me. or, alternatively, i need to fall in love. so if anyone would like to gravely injure me, or take me out on a date, now would be a perfect time for that :)

Pokémon! It's you and me! [Tentacruel obliterates an entire fucking building] I KNOW IT'S OUR DESTINYYY

i'd rip up grass and put it on your knee btw. for no reason other than i was thinking of you so much that i needed to bother you a little about it

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

>a wild therapist has entered the chat you need an additional coping mechanism studying the blade is a DBT principle called Building Mastery - wherein you engage in anything that is practical during which you gain skill and can actively see yourself progress - which is resilience building technique by which you shore yourself against vulnerability factors that make it harder to regulate emotions and manage activities of daily life and interpersonal interactions effectively. if you continue to study the blade while engaging in therapy, it will in fact make your therapeutic session more effective because having a skill that you pursue builds self-esteem and is a foundation upon which other coping skills can be built. so not better coping skills, blademaster, additional ones. you are already heading in the right direction and you have proven you have the tenacity to apply yourself to one discipline. now show us what you can do when applying yourself to your healing.

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

angry penis

I'll be where you least expect me Self-medicating with cheese

Op I think you misspelled most

Where. The activity is expected. The location is a jumpscare surprise.

most means bridge in Polish, you'll be self medicating with cheese on a bridge enjoying the view of a rover or maybe a valley

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less