WHO UP SMAKIN THEY RAT

I'd burn cds 4 u

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.