Eternal Fish

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

i’m on onion rings right now

"there are no jobs" wooga literally wants you to woog. for money.

clients across the world in all trades have access to smaller jpegs than you can even imagine

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

“are you mascpresenting or are you fempresenting nonbinary” “are you AFAB or are you AMAB” “are you transmasc or transfem” “are you on HRT or is that natural?” how about if you don’t stop asking me questions that boil down to “what’s in your pants” in woke speak i saw your balls clean off

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should