Jolly Bradford Bad Boy

she’s trying (i’m she)

Another entry in my series “Froggie adds appropriate music to doggo videos.”

#why does Harrison ford always look like someone tricked him into being on tv?

Probably because they did.

okay but I legitimately think he was standing there assuming those curtains were gonna open instead of the fucking wall

why did his head get so big and his torso short

The thing I love about cats is that they’re basically born ready to throw down. There’s something strangely life-affirming about seeing a ball of fuzz that could fit in the palm of your hand with room to spare react to an unfamiliar creature literally a hundred times its size by going “I roll Intimidation”.

#the really life affirming part is that sometimes it works

cats don’t give a fuck and they will slap the shit out of whoever they want

He’s flatlining, doctor uwu

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

I have always wanted a house with secret rooms. 

My goal in life is to become an eccentric recluse with an entire manor filled with secret rooms young intrepid junior-detectives will want to explore to look for clues. I will then proceed to spook them periodically while wearing a bedsheet with holes cut out, and stare at them creepily from behind paintings.

This is my ultimate goal so far

I need to end all my correspondences with “Get me” now

We’re still here.

who said that

I’m smiling so big

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

SHE DID THAT

me at the family dinner, sometime in 2036