Ask the Evil Starchild

"Everyone thought I have a relationship with a mortal and werewolf. I can't deny it. Youhei and Codei were and still are together, and I'm with both of them too. Youhei is Iris and Violet's father too. If they behave well, that's thanks to him, when they devour your garden it's my fault."

"For the special garden, Pete the Pumpkin Poro works works works in all seasons to grow delicious special goat gardens, so that I leave the others alone" @snugglyporos

"About the cosmic piece of junk named the Stardust, I must admit I did not word it correctly. That overloaded dropship's maintenance is a nightmare and that makes @soraka-in-warhammer40k the queen of losing battles. It deserves every mockery thrown its way, and a modicum of admiration because it still flies."

"About the male potency things, well, since I'm starbound to heal everyone in need for free, I had to find some expensive services to provide. This niche proves extremely lucrative, and most customers behave like gentlemen. The others are a bit too keen to use their newfound potency on me, even if I told them no right off the bat. For those cases, a starcall usually calm them. For the worst cases, I sick Codei on them."

"That leaves the permission to yum. It's wrong on many counts, and not only on the moral one. The stars never granted me permission for Yordles yumming , they stayed silent about it. They also explicitely forbade me to eat Veigar."

“Oh joy. A purgatory of unknowns.” Veigar attempted to sass, but an unblinking stare belied by his veil would prove otherwise to those able to see beneath it. 

Now for the answers. "Everyone thought I have a relationship with a mortal and werewolf. I can't deny it. Youhei and Codei were and still are together, and I'm with both of them too."

"For the special garden, Pete the Pumpkin @snugglyporos works works works in all seasons to grow delicious special goat gardens, so that I leave the others alone"

It went from Denial, the classical first step, to anger, and then to more anger, and then to more anger, and finally to even more anger.

The Warband has not seen her in such a bad mood ever since the infamous Dreadnaught incident.

Given that only one of these two had the audacity to use an anti-air weapon that was the magical equivalent to getting kicked between your legs and then given a wedgie, that is not much of a question.

If she ever met Caiaphas Cain she would excitedly ask for an autograph. His ability to weasle himself out of impossible situations has gotten him quite a fandom among Alpha Legion cultures.