the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

Just think of all the noobs who watched the first two episodes on Disney+, were completely wowed and swept up in the story and the visuals, and went back to watch Rose...and got completely taken out by a CGI plastic bin eating Mickey

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

*spends all of my time alone* perfect! but why am i crazy

*totum tempus solus agens* optime! cur enim insanio

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.

they should serve eggnog year round as a controversial milk

meant an alternative milk .

It’s uncomfortable how the cutting board and cabinets split the picture in halves.

It's meant to symbolize the division created by the eggnog

Do other writers ever get this like, hyper-specific dialogue exchange drop into their brains and you know exactly where these character are standing and what they’re doing and how they’re saying these words but that’s all you get. You don’t have much other context and this specific moment that exists only at this time in your headspace??

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

One time my mom played “early,” and I was like: “What does that mean? Resembling an earl?”

i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good