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#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

if i don’t reblog this i’m dead

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

Straight up thought this was a herd of tiny brachiosaurs crossing the sidewalk 

They do move in herds.

So I was leaving the movies after seeing Captain Marvel and there was this group of friends behind me and some girl insisted that Carol and Maria were a couple so she said “you don’t mourn like that for a friend” and this dude from their group says “well Captain America mourned like that for Bucky” and the girl almost screams “THAT’S BECAUSE THEY WEREN’T FRIENDS EITHER” 

What riding the bus will do to you is give you an unbeatable power stance

If standing in the middle of a crowded bus going 70mph with no available handholds while also cradling a cup of coffee and a heavy backpack can’t knock me over then you certainly can’t

no offense but two characters running from the authorities and then one of them pulls the other in a dark, small alley to shake them off and they’re both breathing hard and there’s not much space there and they’re looking at each other while trying to hold back chuckles and one of them brings their finger to their lips playfully in a ‘shhh’ motion while smirking and oh no now they’re looking at one another’s lips and one of them whispers “i think the coast is clear now. we could leave.” and the other says “yeah. we could.” but they’re still looking at the other person’s lips and neither make a move to go and they can feel each other’s breath against their skin and. y eah

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

i remember that kiera knightly was only 17 when she filmed the first pirates movie and they had her in a relationship with orlando bloom who was damn well near in his thirties and i 🔪🔪🔪🔪

also like the fucking commodore dude in this film is introduced when she’s  A FUCKING CHILD, like introduced as a whole ass adult when elizabeth is like ten 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

the whole fucking elizabeth and jack thing in retrospect with johnny depp being a fucking evil shithead makes this movie like extremely not fun….she was fucking 17 years old and the first shot we see of her as an ‘adult’ in this movie just happens to supply a teasing glance of her cleavage