btw my name is mellow

Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.

Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series

I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

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Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

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The soles of your feet can never grow hair

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*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

my super sustainable bmw

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

DJing at the club: put your hands in the air and shake your ass a lil if you love baby animals!!!! everyone go crazy!! do it for the baby animals!!😄

her daughters got the whooping cough?

i brake and let the children cross?