Brimstone And Lollipops

life is so fun also i want to throw my phone at the wall

once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches

don’t listen to her king, your ass is fat, your wizard hat is massive, and your spells are magnificent 

is anyone else just like. constantly filled with rage about their position under late capitalism and how we are expected to just keep playing this game that we know will literally kill us, is already killing people all over the world, and yet everyone around us is somehow fine with going about business as usual, with pretending we are free by being able to choose between different ways of being exploited. there is nothing more dehumanising than being forced to partake in a system that is actively detrimental to our survival as human beings, that is so physically, psychologically and spiritually destructive, and i don’t know how to deal with this anger anymore

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

bisexuals are our friends . our brothers . our drug dealers and dare i say ..... our lovers

me @ me: no offence but literally what the fuck are you doing

So that’s their life cycle!!!

I wish it wasn’t so normalized to take pictures and record videos of complete strangers for laughs online. Literally one of my biggest fears is going onto Instagram or something and seeing a picture of me out in public circulating. that just seems so violating and humiliating and I feel for everyone who’s had that happen to them.

must a woman be “beautiful”? is it not enough that she shake her fist at God and commit acts of heresy in the name of hedonism and lunar madness

seems weird that I am just walking around & nobody knows that my brain is like this

It’s been 2 years since tumblr said no more porn yet y’all are still posting it everyday and I just love how brave and strong horny people are

stop letting your pet wizards roam free outside they destroy the biodiversity and ive had to lure 8 of them out of the public pool today with wizard snacks. they keep casting spells at my wizard and frightening him

really starting to undestand old people these days. i love laetters. love packages. terrified of my email inbox

i’m not tatted enough