Stay Golden, Pony Boy

you can see the remorse in his eyes

my mom just told me that when she was pregnant with me she cried when homer simpson needed open heart surgery 

and one time i was watching the episode of spongebob where patrick couldn’t smell anything and then everyone realized that patrick didn’t have a nose and i cried 

a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”

THERMOS

pure post

We don’t deserve the Rock honestly 

um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

eggos out for eleven

Guys. Guys… Did I ever tell you how much I love barbershop quartets and women who can sing? Oh geez. This is too much.

HALEY LOOK WHAT SHOWED UP ON MY DASH!

Guys…. I don’t think you understand how unbelievable this is… There was not one intonation problem in this entire performance. That’s…. well it’s …

i’m here for this

Reblogging again just to emphasize: These ladies are singing an extreeeeemely complex arrangement, and their intonation and tempo is so clean it shines. I just. Can’t. Stop. Watching it.

my life has too much panic and not enough disco