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me drying the tears of a 6 year old at work: aw, i’m sorry, that’s rough - but look, you’ll probably feel way better about it once you’ve had a snack me, responding to my flatmate or partner being anxious: hmm fair but also you’ll probably feel better if you eat something me, responding to my mum telling me she can’t get past feeling constantly tired: and are you sure you’re eating enough? like, stuff with protein and carbs and fat? me, forgoing a real dinner to get more stuff done, feeling like shit: by Talos,

Wizard? Amazing. Wizard with a sword? Even better

Damn we got tomorrow tomorrow

i'm so glad the venom movies are "bad" because if they were "good" i'd have to sit through 20 mcu inspired setups for generic one-liners more painful than passing a kidney stone a minute and attempts to make tom hardy as eddie brock a neatly packaged clean shaven suit and tie sex symbol that only serve to do the opposite. instead i get the most hilariously earnest attempts to portray whatever the equivalent of a 'like an old married couple' relationship between a sweaty neurotic mess of a man and every monster fucker's dream of an alien slime that is also used for illustrative purposes when you look up the definition of 'bastard' in the dictionary is and i couldn't be happier.

just got into bed. has anyone else tried this

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

bestie go charge your vibrator 💕

It’s so fucking exhausting fighting your brain every day dude

the badder the eyesight the badder the girl

sometimes your mutual hasn't posted in 288 days but you can't unfollow bc what if they come back

I'm like a wife waiting near the window waiting for my husband to come back from war