Lemme Tell Ya

one time over christmas dinner my dad said something about how he respected margaret thatcher and his uncle just got up, left the house, and flew back to ireland.

I mean I assume that this scene took place in England, but it’s funnier if you assume that it was in North America

We live in New York lmao

Romanticizing your own loneliness and turning it into a cool girl thing only works for like a few months and then it just becomes a throbbing black hole i think. Not that ive ever experienced anything like that

wanna see my favorite sculpture?

That’s fucking rad

random sculptor: “hey you know what’d be fucked up to see in the woods at night?”

refreshing to see good in the world

spider-man 2002 is actually such a funny movie and not even in the “oh so cringey” way. peter waving to mj when she was actually waving to her friends? the ‘go web go’ scene??? peter dragging a cafeteria tray across the cafeteria??? peter finding out he had super powers and immediately jumping off a building and flinging himself into a wall???? peter absolutely demolishing his room and telling his aunt it’s a science project???? peters first costume? so fucking funny

Accurate depiction of what would happen if a teenager got superpowers

listening to podcasts while having adhd is just an endless cycle of i'm understimulated when listening to the podcast and not doing anything else so i need to do something while i listen and if i'm doing something while listening to my podcast i will stop paying attention and will not process what i am hearing

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DONT

Vampire spending his current life as a wildlife biologist almost blows his cover when he forgets that humans often perish from Cold and Wet Syndrome.

i beg your FUCKING pardon

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets