Do you bite your thumb, sir?

And there are seven of them.

oh okay

all the other weird fucked up cats are safe and happy and healthy btw

sometimes small children will inflict years of torment & waterboarding on their victims before burying them in an unmarked concrete grave, that's just part of growing up

#okay we weren’t children when we did this but me and some old roommates kept a baby doll in the freezer #at first it was to jump scare the next person who opened the freezer #but he was in there for a few months and then when we decided it was time to pull it out a bunch of fires broke out across our county #so we put him back in the freezer. we named him chippy and drew a mustache on his face #we tried pulling him out of the freezer a few times after that but some horrible event would happen every time without fail #when we moved apartments we had a special cooler to bring chippy with us #as far as i know chippy is still in a freezer somewhere

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

It is just as important

Did they not have the budget to put a ball in the movie?

I like this a lot, it's just him

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