𓏵‧₊˚SOMEBODY KILL ME ♡

That gorgeous white wedding dress is going to be red when I’m done with you.

Kinky sex where we're a married couple and the kids are out of the house for a few hours so we have a nice dinner and make out on the couch and we feel each other up and then you put another baby in me

Oh goodie. Another friend left me after assuring me they would not. Two years of friendship down the drain without so much as a goodbye. This will surely not send me back into isolation and cause me to relapse.

I hated him and he was annoying and I only kept him around out of pity but there’s nothing I hate more than being lied to about being liked or wanted. I’m so mad I could cry. What an absolute fucking cunt.

When they think your sh scars are hot instead of getting weirded out >>>>>>>

ohhh you don't want to regress? okay yeah i get it. *cuts your fruit up into little pieces* *holds your hand to bring you places* *only uses the sweet condescending voice on you* yeah i get it *orders for you* *buys you new plushies*

remote-controlled vibrators but it's while we are just trying to have a normal conversation with each other, because silliness is underrated.

I don’t wanna date on the apps, I want my tumblr crush to live within any amount of distance where we could actually do something about it 😤😢

Worship the hand that beats you or whatever

daughter who's so so proud of being her dad's little girl. daughter who is so obsessed with and in love with her daddy. daughter who really thinks her daddy hung the moon and the stars in the sky.