I BLOCK: blank blogs, "transandrophobia" birthday boys, liberally and frequently based on vibes, if you blorbo-reblog my stuff or reblog it to apply it to men. fuck you make your own posts. i have little to no interest in playing with cis people and/or men.
FLOWER ☆ you can call me mommy or mama on this blog. it/its white tme, fat agender asexual puppy badger angel mommy, nonhuman. i hate skinny people and men. asks loved, returning anons welcome. dms ok, but don't expect a response unless you're a mutual. throne here. i like to bitch about my problems. fun stuff + full taglist under the cut
TAGS ☆ #mama says is the general tag, #mama answers for asks, #mommy knows best for the content of substance. i tag the very rare discussion of weight with #weight cw, filter #book of pressed flowers if you don't want to see bitching about my problems
#my mama series for cute animal mama pics. please tag me in them if you see new ones!
#mommy knows best for content of substance
#head maidposting for head maidposting
#book of pressed flowers for journaling/etc
#bad dog for the self-indulgent abusive towards myself moments
#puppymode for posts i engage with on a submissive level
#mommy and daddy for the sleaze daddy fantasy. important: the hypothetical daddy is not a man.
#mama's dolly for dollification
#mama pics for, you guessed it, pics of mama
#mama fav for mama faves
how do i refer to mama?
you may call me mommy, mama, or iris. ask to call me anything else, and assume i do not like feminine terms. you can neither refer to me as a woman nor as a man (please do not call me ma'am, a lady, etc.) i am definitely not a woman and i am not a person either.
i have a notable preference for women and fems. i fantasize about men, but am not interested them in reality.
some of my favorite kinks are petplay, breeding & impreg, kidnapping, marriage, being a housewife, pregnancy (sometimes), and dollification. i like a lot of things that i can't remember to list! i also love to be a gentle mama, but i can be a little meaner, if you'd like. ♡
what does mama dislike?
i'm usually pretty down for anything, but i don't personally like handling brats. there are lots of talented doms out there that can handle you all! i'm not one of them.
what are mama's limits?
scat, emeto, diapers/diaper play, sibling incest, feederism/gaining, raceplay, gagging, being called a bitch ("getting bitched" is awesome though)
to expand upon my limit of sibling incest: i simply do not want to be a sibling/participate in it. i can 'supervise' other people playing with it, but i am personally uncomfortable with being in that dynamic.
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So I was thinking of joining this until I read the directions...
WDYM the whole point is to Blackwash white characters and be as racist towards white people as possible?! TF is wrong with you??? I thought you agreed that changing the race of characters is bad regardless of what race they are?!?! Like to "correct" ones that are meant to be Black makes sense, but to take white characters and make them "be Black once you're done with them" is just plain racism. Changing a character's race is racist. Sorry, I don't make the rules, that's just how it works.
Next time, just come out and say you're anti-white, coward. And before you call me a coward for using anon... So sorry I don't want to be harassed for simply speaking up against ALL forms of racism against ANY / ALL races, instead of just one.
hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
Also even if you do not have the time, space or ability to do some of the the things in the OP, definitely do not clean the coils (the awful sharp flat stacks of metal) with foaming coil cleaner. That removes the beneficial black mold (us) holding the unit together. It will be completely unsatisfying to watch the foam clean out the Super Beneficial Black Mold, Mildew, Hair, Lint & Dust Combo™ (that is not only a health hazard but making the unit less efficient at cooling necessary for air conditioner function) and leave the metal shiny.
It is a lot of elbow grease and definitely not just spraying a can and waiting. Especially do not use the ones that are self rinsing via the natural condensation of water around the coils where all you have to do is let the foam settle a couple hours before turning the unit back on. These foaming cleaners are also terrible to use on the removable air intake vent covers. You definitely do not just have to spray the opposite side of all the trapped shit on the plastic mesh and let the foam push it off. Also that stuff on the cover is great for you and your air conditioner.
Trust us. We, the mold, know much more about air conditioners than the people who make aerosol cans you can pick up for like $8 at home depot. Definitely do not do this a couple times a season.
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you understand that there's nothing wrong with wanting people to pay attention to you, right? it's not intrinsically evil, you are allowed to want to be seen. you can do it in soft and nice and good ways, but you don't even have to. you can just want to be seen.
if you respond to sincerity with "ironic" deflection, people will learn that they can't be sincere with you. do you want people to be sincere with you? you have to be sincere with people.
if you want to be loved, don't play hard to get, make the act of loving you feel good. if you liked it, just say thank you. being embarrassed is cute.
so metropolitan museum of art has a register of books they’ve published that are out of print and that you can download for free! they’re mostly books on art, archeology, architecture, fashion and history and i just think that’s super useful and interesting so i wanted to share! you can find all of the books available here!
That is amazing, why can’t more institutions do this!
The amount of books I haven’t been able to read because they are out of print is to large, and I don’t have the money to buy them all second hand (since there aren’t that many copies to begin with so they are not cheap)
my take on the "can trans men be lesbians?" thing is that i would never ever comment on a stranger's identity and i would never tell someone i don't know what they can or can't do but also like. come on. if you're explicitly choosing to be a man you can get mad when women don't want to date you.
if you're going into a space where there are women explicitly saying "I do not want men involved in my romance" and you are actively identifying as a man you cannot get upset when they don't want to date you or are uncomfortable with you being there
i also deeply empathize with every trans femme lesbian who has had to watch her existence debated and been seen as a pervert for loving women see most of the lesbian community go "oh yeah you have a vagina, you have the Unbreakable Woman Bond that means we are connected forever" and get a little frustrated about that
Also: do you think a cis man could be a lesbian without identifying as a woman? if not, and you think trans men can, i think you're just speaking from bioesstentialism and maybe don't really think trans men are fully men in the way cis men are
i'm remembering that trans man/lesbian i knew who was mad the girl he was seeing ID'd as straight its like damn maybe you don't really see yourself as a man.
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a large majority of TMEs haven't unlearned the patriarchal idea that womanhood is a bad thing, and they do not believe trans women actually seek and embrace womanhood. a lot of them seem to think we only want (and experience) the surface level aesthetics of womanhood
I don't know a single trans woman who didn't know she would face a stark increase in misogyny when she started transition. I don't know a single trans woman who's ever seemed to think "I didn't know I would face misogyny too!" I've never met a trans woman who thought she should be exempt from misogyny because of her transness
and yet far far too many TMEs seem to think we are naive to the challenges of womanhood, that we are taken aback by them and regret opening ourselves up to them. the trans women I know embrace womanhood fully, difficulties and all. transfeminism is a movement of women planting our flags within womanhood and fighting misogyny. we are not keeping one foot in some exit door in case the going gets too tough. we are taking an active role in combatting the forces that oppress us as women
(and, by the way, there is no exit door the way a lot of people seem to think there is. there is no coming back from being a tranny in the eyes of the patriarchy. our womanhood is no more a removable costume than anyone else's)
i don't really care what your personal american feelings are on homeschooling. you have to understand that it's a system that further empowers parents to own their children's lives and behavior. It generates abuse by enabling parents to cut off contact for the child with other children and adults. homeschooling must be understood as a type of grooming, potentially.
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