the rose discovers she's an instrument of war.

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

i've never given a blowjob that didn't have themes and motifs and the like. i take pride in that.

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

Are you okay honey? You've hardly touched my ass

*uses my titties for evil*

Please may a girl lie on top of me like a weighted blanket

ok having adhd and masturbating is actually a problem bc i will try to think sexy thoughts and fantasies and then i get fucking distracted and think about random shit and my vibrators still on and im thinking about the ethics of colonizing mars

sorry i was willing to be vulnerable with you do you still think i'm hot

i need a long and handsy make out session. its an emergency

can you believe some people are quarantining with their partners and they can have all the gay sex they want all day. i will never forgive god