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the Entire Point of the batman mythos to me is making something meaningful out of a random and pretty senseless act of violence, and then helping a bunch of other people do that too. every time a writer makes joe chill a time traveler or dick grayson have a magical tooth or gives jason todd the blood of the ancients and everything is just a massive conspiracy or whatever the fuck they're just completely missing the point, which is that painful things happen, for reasons we may never understand, and we have to contend with them.
that's the staying power of the fantasy! it's not actually being a billionaire who can beat up a million ninjas with his bare hands and has a really cool car. if you think that's the fantasy you got caught up in the trappings. it's that you could take the worst moment of your life and make meaning out of the howling empty void of grief by using it to help people!
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rough drafting it here but i think Batman has a special connection to the concept of child sidekicks in a way that defies modern feelings about child soldiers because he was the child who lost everything and felt he needed to make a change in the world but was denied the agency and choice to do anything. child Bruce would have fit right in with any of the Robins if he'd had a Batman and it's the fact that he didn't that ultimately drives him to extend the choice he never got. it was never about soldiers or "refusing to protect the children from themselves," it is, within the acceptable morality of the genre, respecting a child's personhood and ability to make decisions for themselves and giving them opportunities their adult never had. it's why you can't take the Robins away from Batman without significantly changing the character, because Batman was born from child Bruce's most heartfelt wish to be able to DO something about all the injustice in the world and so to deny other children that is to deny himself

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If I see one more fic of the batkids berating Bruce for prioritizing āthe missionā as if said mission was not trying to protect life, as if said mission isnāt literally the same shit the batkids do, all because āBruce is an emotionless assholeā. Just say youāve never picked up a comic and call it a day.
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I realized because I keep telling people to read The Spectre (2001) I should maybe provide a reading order in case you want to read it with context for Hal's arc. You definitely do not have to read all these comics to read The Spectre! as with all comics you should pick what sounds good to you. but they do provide context for where he's coming from and I think his arc as a whole is really satisfying.
League of Comics Geek list
Bold is recommended, italics is bonus.
Origins:
Emerald Dawn #1-6 - Hal's post-crisis origins. He gets the ring, he crashes a plane, he goes to jail (not in that order.)
Hal Jordan as Parallax:
Green Lantern 1990 #48-50 - Heel turn! After the destruction of his hometown Coast City, Hal tries to use his power to undo it and destroys the planet Oa, his bosses the Guardians, and most of the Green Lantern Corps.
Zero Hour #0 - Hal tries to destroy all of time to set things right. This is a big crossover event spanning multiple universes - do not worry about who everyone is.
Green Lantern 1990 #0, 62-64 - Following the events of Zero Hour, Hal fights his successor Kyle in an attempt to get his ring back.
Parallax: Emerald Night, Final Night #4 - Hal sacrifices himself to destroy a creature eating the sun. If you pick one of these to read pick Emerald Night, which has the meaty character stuff.
Green Lantern: Legacy: Last Will and Testament of Hal Jordan - This doesn't add much to a Spectre read but it follows off of the Parallax arc so if you're already at it you might as well pick up this side story where Tom Kalmaku, Hal's mechanic and close friend, grapples with Hal's betrayal. I just think it's really nice to see Tom get to be a fully realized character with his own complex emotions about Hal and not just a sidekick.
Hal Jordan as the Spectre:
Day of Judgement 2-4 - You reeeally don't need to read Day of Judgment and I did not enjoy most of it but I'm including it for completionism's sake. All you need to know is that Hal's soul is summoned from purgatory to inhabit the Spectre, the embodiment of divine wrath, after its previous host Jim Corrigan leaves.
**Legends of the DC Universe #33-36 - Hal's early days as the Spectre dealing with the fallout of Parallax. If you skip everything else on this list I'd still recommend these four to get you up to speed.
**The Spectre 2001 #1-27 - 1-14 are Hal settling into what being the Spectre means for him, 15-27 deal more with his niece Helen and space adventures. Spectre 2001 has never been collected in trades and is not on DC Infinite so you're going to have to go with scans for this one but the scans do collect the letters pages which are a fun read. I miss letters pages.
Arcs and stand-alones if you just want to dip your toes in:
#2-4 - Redeeming the Demon - Hal wrestles with what it means to be the Spectre. Also, Superman and Batman are here, and so is an all-powerful woman from outside of time.
#5 - The Two Faces of Evil - If you like Two-Face this is a comic for you. I don't know where I come down on this as a story about mental illness but it's interesting!
#6-9 - The Redeemer/Gates of Heaven, Doors of Hell - these are the most explicitly religious of the bunch so ymmv BUT they're the first appearance of premium weirdo Stigmonus and also Helen's parents die in these so they're pretty important for her.
#10 - Joker's Last Laugh tie-in - even if you hate the Joker, this is stunningly drawn and is in fact a really good Parallax issue.
#11 - The Mission - good encapsulation of where Hal's ended up as the Spectre. Certainly the most sympathetic portrayal of terrorism you're going to see in a Big Two comic that came out in January 2002.
#14 - The Silver Room - just a really beautiful vampire story.
#15-17 - Mystery in Space! First appearance of Materna Minxx, Helen's cosmic nanny.
#20 - My Perfect Life - Hal helps a man with a seemingly untouchable existence.
#21-23 - Stigmonus and Son - Hal Jordan gets his own perfect life back. Mostly including this because a) I like it as a story arc when it's what Parallax was trying to accomplish the whole time and b) One Of Hal's Spectre Aspects Is A Woman. Yay :)
#24 - They Say It's Your Birthday - Helen birthday issue! Perfect incredibly sweet issue imo.
#27 - The Beginning of the Beginning - Wraps up Hal's arc with Helen beautifully.
TIM DRAKE READING ORDER
For those who, like me, when they like a character they need to read every single comic the character appears in, I have compiled a list of all of Tim Drakeās appearances from his debut up to the 2011 Flashpoint reboot (not including New 52 continuity).
Iām living a fever dream lol. Reading the justice league/ fifa crossover which if fun, because Mongul comes with out of nowhere and tells Superman he has been learning all about football (Iām not calling it soccer) and wants to play a match. Him and his aliens against the JL and āthe best footballers the planet can offerā and points to the USA team.
My dude⦠youāve not learned shit lol. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE USA team, LOL?!? At least they couldāve pull a Shakira and make a mix and match with the top footballers from the world.
At least they got Batman there and Damian whoās the biggest football fan apparently lol
Illustrated another fic - my rule is if it punches me in the heart I draw something from it! š„²
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Iām sick and tired of people writing sexual abuse with Batman and not tagging, or worse, blaming the victim -Bruce, the victim itās always Bruce- and taking it as a joke.
I just read a batlantern fic where thereās a sex tape leak and Iām so disgusted. Literally the premise itās some staff at an hotel filmed, without Bruce and Hal knowing, a sex tape and then leaked it. It went viral. This is sexual violence. Thereās no other way around it. The fic was from mid 2010ās but I and the world sure knew by that time this was sexual violence.
And the whole fic just treats Bruce without a modicum of sympathy, Alfred even berates him for not being a āgentlemanā and treating Hal right by bringing him to the manor instead of renting a room. And it would be bad enough as it was if not by the end of the fic where the leak leads to people starting to figure out Hal is green lantern, and the idea that Hal comes up with is Bruce having sex with someone who looks like anyone from the JL and leaking a new tape so they all think Bruce has a fetish. Which even Bruce points out would made it seem like he finances the JL and Batman because of a sexual fetish.
Hal knows everyone will laugh and mock Bruceās civilian identity, hell even his identity as Batman given that the fic shows how their teammates and Bruceās SONS have seen the tape, but Hal insist on his plan.
And the worst part is that Bruce ends up filming and leaking a new sex tape with a SW. This is plain sexual abuse. Thereās no way around it. The fic is like 5k and itās describing SA and SV that Buce suffers without even considering Bruce as a victim. Now even touching on the off remark that apparently in this canon Bruce was perceived as a straight man, so he was also forcibly outed VIA SEX TAPE LEAK.
Bruce has already receive mocking from Jason - like also wtf- and the public, berating from Alfred, and his love interest (because the end game of this fic is indeed batlantern) is freaking out because of the possibility of loosing his privacy. The start of Bruceās POV is him feeling guilty and apologizing to Hal for a perceived ālack of thinkingā and not being able to anticipate how his privacy couldāve been violated by renting a room in a hotel. AND THIS WHOLE FIC TREATS BRUCE AS IF BEING DESERVING OF THIS MOCKERY AND CRUELTY AND HAL THE ONLY VICTIM WHO NEEDS HELP AND SUPPORT.
I was so pissed, I kept reading out of the chance of everyone backing off with the stupid plan of destroying Bruce civilian reputation by SA but no, they all go along with the plan (even Wonder Woman whoās the one the sexual worker looks like), Hal only minimally bothered by it and only because heās jealous of the SW Bruce is going to sleep with. And then by the end they get together, just like that. As if Bruce had not been repeatedly the victim of sexual abuse.
The indignity which Bruce is treated in this fic made me so mad. And then worse, the comments were all praising the author for the incredible fic and how it treated crack seriously and Iām like⦠are people dumb? How is treating a sexual abuse victim here by revictimizing him and making him a joke a good take??
Idk Iām just so pissed I needed to rant. But like Iām begging people who write fics. If you want to write fics like these go ahead. Just fucking tag them right so I donāt have to read this shit.

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people will genuinely make me seem like I'm overexaggerating when I say that sanist writing is deeply embedded in Batman stories, but it's unfortunately true: the text goes above and beyond to demonize Bruce for things that, when you break them down, are symptoms of his ptsd (or, undiagnosed but heavily implied conditions like OCD, Autism) reacting to traumatic events. He is given absolutely no space to grieve or cope with these reactions nor is he given agency over his own trauma and is constantly forced to repress his emotions for the benefit of others. Bruce Wayne: Murderer? / Fugitive focuses on making you feel bad for his extended family, especially Dick, who goes about confronting a man experiencing psychosis the completely wrong way By Attacking Him and Forcing Him To Become Violent, when Bruce is the one suffering from psychosis after his girlfriend is killed in his own house and he's framed for her murder. If you know Anything about Bruce Wayne and his paranoia, this is like one of the worst things you could ever conjure up for him to deal with. And he's barely given support during it. The fallout of Alfred's death is even nastier because the entirety of Alfred Pennyworth R.I.P focuses on how upset everyone else is and how Bruce needs to 'man up' and 'be the batman' the family needs him to be, he essentially gets blamed for Alfred's death and no one even allows for him to grieve.
Even before this, the narrative continues to paint him as 'doomed from the start,' and this line of thinking is unironically something Leslie and Alfred use to escape responsibility for his upbringing. For a character whose entire DNA revolves around trauma, Batman stories do a generally terrible job of dealing with the subject properly, and the way the fandom interprets those stories only makes my eyes roll. And don't make me even begin to talk about Zur and the 'evil alter' trope. Bruce, to this day, is blamed for things that were completely out of his control after being driven to such a low point that the only way he was able to cope was by allowing an entirely different persona to take over and the entire thing is genuinely so misshandled, I Cannot Keep Having These Conversations.
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Bruce Wayne from the 1997 The New Batman Adventures. You'll be my favorite design forever. I mourn you every day.