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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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@samithedaydreamer
I love you. I'm proud of you. I believe in you. You'll be okay. It gets better. You're amazing. You're beautiful. You're handsome. Special. You are everything and more. You got this. You can do it. I'm here if you ever need me. 💛💙💜💛💙💜💛💙💜💛💙💜💛💙💜💛
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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
lmfao the Scots in town for the World Cup have made a pilgrimage to Boston's world-famous Cop Annihilating Slide
Me: “Why does the cop get flung out but everyone else I see just go down it normally? What did the cop do?”
Me: “Ohhhh ☝️ it’s because the slide is alive and hates cops. This is good.”
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...
i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services
brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone
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Goodnight dreamers, I love you all💛🤍🧡🤍💛
tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake
hes my friend
glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake
everything’s gonna be okay allegedly
I just remembered someone told me ‘fat people don’t really exist back then’ so you guys should send me your favorite time periods so I can find fat people (in movies, period reenactment projects, artwork, or actual historical clothes) during those times to prove them wrong.
I can't even find the image I was looking for but please imagine me screaming in the face of Who Ever while flipping through these at them like flash cards
I was looking for the Victorian lady with table top titties from the corset who has glass cups balanced on them but I can't find it
I don’t know how I missed this response but thank you so much for these pictures! These women are so cool and you’re even cooler for having these pics already!
Here is a Victorian lady with table top titties, a woman I aspire to be.
come on😀mention my favourite character😀i am well adjusted😀and will act very normal😀i assure you😀
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your cat was an honor to see in the window
is he … you know … open to interpretation?
nobody on this webbed site can read
