Kaz: i’m so mad at jesper. we’re supposed to be friends.
Inej: well, talk to him. that’s what friends do.
Kaz: nope. i’m gonna wait til i’m on my deathbed, get in the last word and then die immediately.
Inej: that’s your plan for dealing with this?
Kaz: that’s my plan for dealing with everything. i have 77 arguments i’m gonna win that way.
Inej: ...seems like a bad plan.
Kaz: *glaring* now i have 78.


















