picking the torture option and the next day the first thing he does right off the bat is make me eat a really big live spider

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

but above all, one must not concern oneself with the opinions of people who censor the word fuck

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.