Shit trans girls reblog

The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"

I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.

Our flight is delayed.

Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.

The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.

"OR ELSE WHAT?"

"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"

"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"

"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"

"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"

"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"

*hangs up phone*

*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*

The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.

2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.

3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.

"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say

"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."

"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.

4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.

"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.

"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"

"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"

"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."

"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."

"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"

"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.

2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.

3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.

4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.

Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.

Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.

Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.

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Day eight of making art everyday for Pride Month! June 8: Wednesday and Enid from Wednesday.

Day thirteen of making art everyday for Pride Month. June 13: Rumi, Mira, and Zoey from K-Pop Demon Hunters!

[Photo ID: GIFs from an interview with Olivia Rodrigo. The captions on the GIFs read:

I really try to stay educated on things, I make a conscious effort to try my very best because I think that's important for everyone.

I am an artist and what I do for my job is like "This is how I feel" and I present it to people and I think it would be disingenuous to be like I don't feel heartbroken about what's going on in Gaza.

As an artist, I feel like that's just what you do and that's my job. I also feel really weird taking credit, I always feel like I could be doing more and saying more.

This was back before the newer versions of the machines that are properly labeled with arrows and directions to let you know which design you'd get. Nope, with this old machine you were flying blind. Of the five designs available, Zoey REALLY really wanted the sea turtle. And she luckily got it on the first try! She's been carrying it in her pocket ever since as a reminder that good things can and will happen.

When she thinks she's lost it, she about has a mental breakdown. Mira and Rumi help her destroy the penthouse looking for it. When it looks like all hope is lost, they offer to take her to the aquarium here to create a new one. "I know it's not the same, but maybe you can create some new luck." Zoey appreciates their attempt to cheer her up even if they're right, nothing could replace the memory of the day she had with her dad all those years ago. But she does buy into the idea of making new memories with her girls, so she lets them take her anyway.

A couple weeks later, Rumi finds the penny in a pair of her sweatpants that Zoey had "borrowed" (the only reason Rumi got them back is because she did the laundry this week and took them) Zoey is beside herself with grateful appreciation when Rumi gives it to her. It earns Rumi a full week of extra loving and doting energy from Zoey, including lots of cuddles and kisses. (Mira is extremely jealous.)

its fun

i can do literally whatever I want

cons of writing

she doesn't conform to her family standards, to the patterns of chaos and submission established in her childhood, to her mother's wishes, to the pack's rules or even to what it means to be a werewolf. she's not typical. she'll never be. and she'll never even conform to being an alpha, she doesn't have to be abrasive or agressive, she's not lawless and neither is she a lone wolf.

once before, a girl mira saw sent blood rushing into her cheeks. mira is still sure she can eradicate that part of her, the part of her that likes girls. she is sure she can dissect it, spit in its horrid face and destroy it to bits.

rumi is busy with the whole half-demon thing and is spiralling into a whole different crisis. she says that she's "everyone's type", but never gives it more thought than that. again, she is busy with more pressing matters.

zoey celebrates pride. it is the only celebration during which zoey is quiet. on the first of june, she is in her room at the compound, under a blanket with a flashlight and a poorly baked cupcake she made for herself. it has rainbow sprinkles on it for a reason.

the kids back home (read: the us) were ready to ridicule her for liking more than just boys. her immediate reaction was to be more loud and proud; it started with badges on her schoolbag, but ended with a punch in her face and a broken wrist.

she learned to conceal that part, at least for the time being. unfortunately, the atmosphere there was generous compared to the atmosphere in korea. being gay was an abstract thing served only for kpop fans in ways too subtle to even count—and even then, it was for show and nothing more.

back to the matter at hand: zoey is stubborn. and she knows that part of her truly is a part of her. she doesn't even try to deny it, to erase it. are there days when she wishes she was straight? sure. but on those days, she just sighs and takes a nap extra.

she eats the cupcake with a smile, and a pride in her chest.

fast forward a few years, a bunch of plot points later, the girls are together. soon, june rolls around. and zoey is buzzing, buzzing with ideas on how to celebrate her beautiful girlfriends, her favourite people in the world.

that is, until she is met with the horror of hearing about rumira's 1. tumultuous past feelings about identity and 2. indifference regarding celebrating pride month.