Hound Dog Girl

still so many first times to look forward to

i really don’t have the time to be the way i am

no i dont want to ‘ask chatgpt’ i want to go to a wikipedia page and spend half an hour reading an article like a real person

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.