Breamo

good news gang i didn't die on my flight despite the pilot's best efforts

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

the gift of friendship :)

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

Seasar salad

What about that sword in the first panel?

This is all the worst and best parts of being a GM. Thanks OP. You did a great job.

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’

i was not fucking ready for this photograph

I’m NEVER ready for the fucking photograph, holy shit.

i think all yogurt needs to be labeled as to whether or not it has fruit bits in it, like orange juice is with pulp. for autism purposes

I'm now curious if people don't like the chunks because I NEED the chunks otherwise I get overwhelmed with the sheer enormity of goop. Need those chunks so I feel like I'm eating food.

thats FASCINATING to me because this is very much a post made from an anti-chunk mindset. i HATE the texture of biting into a piece of wet old fruit. i live for the goop. i literally never even considered that it might go the opposite way

My new, totally uneducated guess for why humans tell stories is to keep them from getting bored and cranky while following a gazelle for four hours. No deeper mystery or meaning. Some folk needed a distraction while they tried to catch dinner so they just made some shit up. The end.

The equivalent of listening and singing to songs on your way home so you don't fall asleep at the wheel.

For millennia upon millenia, humans have had to yell creatively to keep on task 

in Australian Aboriginal English, telling a story is also called "yarning."

Yeah ngl drugs creep me out and this just reinforced that 💀💀💀

Reading this gave me anxiety holy fuck

Holy shit

This somehow seems funnier every time it crosses my dash