My Life Once A Day

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Good morning women trying to not become their fathers let’s get this bread

whats everyones favorite cocktails. i totally adore a sex on the beach. no rum and coke okay i want your favorite gay ass colorful fruity tasting type of drink okay? okay. i trust you. i love you

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

like man i gotta turn off my fucking wifi bcs my phone is overheating and my laptop is radioactive fuck everyone who ever said climate change isnt real and fuck elon musk, jeffrey bezos, every single millionaire on earth, the whole of usa and israel and russia specifically, also the uk, bp, and above all germany and taylor swift

what are you wearing rn and is it representative of your style

hate follow this love follow that, there should be curiousity follow. I do not hate or love you, don't particularly give a fuck about you. I am invested in whatever is wrong with you, I wish to wake up and check up on how this particular neurosis is growing and taking shape. like a rat inside a maze in a lab where I watch from above noting down different developmental patterns.

This "pr nightmare" or "pr trained" thing has got to stop. No pr team are scared cause some guy went out partying or told a sex joke, that's not bad pr!!! I know it's a joke but pleaseeeeee can people stop acting like scandalous if a grown adult acts like an adult what's with this infantilization!!!!!!!!!!!!