Back to you, Satan.

Captain W.D. Gaster "The Blaster" is reportedly homosexual

Local Cockroach..?

Uh

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Boring trad wife

Cutie clowns who will kiss the soul out of you?

(From the forgotten PEAK of killer klowns from outer space so they're also kinda aliens but wathever)

The news is broken.

@jamie-spindly @murderous-goose

please remember this is a fag contest not a popularity contest

propaganda/contestant info under cut:

Hi ok?

I am wizard.

The wizard of man ok?

I cast spells and do potions and things.

Man is in charge here ok? If you have problem you talk to him ok? Actually no if you have problem you leave ok.

Pronouns are he/he/he ok? nokay. This is joke. Real pronouns are he/they.

I am wizard ok? Not man. Wizard.

I have big long spellbook okay? Is longer than any book ever before. If I donuts like you I whack you with my spellbook.

Spell and potion commisions are FREE okay? I will do magic for strangers. But Man is priority ok? ok.

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

reasons:

- he introduced many people into wireplay and multiple tags have spiked in popularity because of him

- he is cannonically queer

- he is 15 feet tall (just under 5 metres) but can change his size at will, all the way down to the height of an ant (to twink or not to twink, that is the question)

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

I mean just read the post there's nothing I can add here—