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connor bedard is like a friend I worry about and that means having to worry constantly bc he’s ALWAYS in some type of situation smhh

sports is not serious except it is its not important so you have to calm down a little bit but also its the most important thing in the world nothing has ever been more important its dead serious its life or death but maybe we can all relax a little bit but dont relax too much because it is so crucial it is so massive it is culture it is identity it is intrinsically woven into the fabric of society however we could maybe chill out sometimes except i wont because its that serious its so so serious

the gayest thing you could do is pose with your Bros on a porch in near orderly fashion putting yourself in the middle surrounded by your Bros thigh to thigh elbow to elbow with your Bros having your mom take this super cool super macho group picture with your Bros at the beach house you invited all your Bros to for Brouly Brourth Brokend