Bread Rising

if saturday made this post it would be like "LADY WITH REALLY BIG TAIL DM ME ASAP PLEASE" and she would spam it over and over till she got banned for acting like a bot

I think they should make the boner pills in pink instead of blue just to see if cishet men can handle it

they should invent a job for autistic people where you get paid for thinking about special interest. At the end of the day your boss comes in hands you a form that asks "did you think about special interest today" & you answer "yeah " & then they give you a million dollar. every day forever.

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

its healthy for your paragraphs to vary in size, good for the ecodiversity of your doc

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

we’re so lucky that gilgamesh survived and is a banger. can you imagine if we found the oldest written human story ever recorded and it sucked balls.