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𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄

“  let’s go home.  ” “  um,  excuse me?  ” “  you broke it.  ” “  need a hand?  ” “  please,  help me.  ” “  i missed you.  ” “  i’m not sorry.  ” “  tell the truth.  ” “  what happened here?  ” “  got a minute?  ” “  life’s a bitch.  ” “  you’ve done enough.  ” “  i’m still learning.  ” “  don’t touch me.  ” “  was that you?  ” “  there’s no god.  ” “  you deserve better.  ” “  you’re a saint.  ” “  you are enough.  ” “  maybe you’re right.  ” “  this will pass.  ” “  you complete me.  ” “  you got this.  ”

𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑

“  don’t be so dramatic.  ” “  no guts,  no glory.  ” “  i’m calling for help.  ” “  run away with me.  ” “  it’s always been you.  ” “  some things take time.  ” “  you’re being awfully quiet.  ” “  please don’t hurt me.  ” “  snap out of it.  ” “  did you miss me?  ” “  how do i look?  ” “  i wanna get better.  ” “  whatever floats your boat.  ” “  i’ll love you always.  ” “  what are you waiting for?  ” “  at least i tried.  ” “  give me a kiss.  ” “  what’s the fucking point?  ” “  god,  i love you.  ” “  i’m doing my best.  ” “  i waited for you.  ” “  you woke me up.  ” “  stay with me tonight.  ”

𝐅𝐈𝐕𝐄

“ i made my family disappear.”

“ cool! firecrackers! i’ll save these for later.”

“ i’m going through all your private stuff! you better come out and pound me!”

“ guys, i’m eating junk and watching rubbish!”

“ who is it?”

“ leave it on the doorstep and get the hell out of here.”

“ but what about my money?”

“ is that a fact? how much do i owe you?”

“ keep the change, ya filthy animal.”

“ i have a terrible feeling.”

“ what else could we be forgetting?”

“ if it makes you feel any better, i forgot my reading glasses.”

“ grab your crowbar.”

“ this is ridiculous. only a wimp would be hiding under a bed.”

“ hey! i’m not afraid anymore!”

“ i said i’m not afraid anymore! do you hear me?”

“ i’m a criminal.”

“ what’s so funny?”

“ what’re you laughing at?”

“ you did it again, didn’t you?”

“ what’s wrong with you? why’d you do that? i told you not to do it.”

“ you’re sick, you know that? you’re really sick.”

“ i’m not sick!”

“ that’s a sick thing to do.”

“ don’t tell me what to do, okay? i can do it if i want to!”

“ santy don’t visit the funeral homes, little buddy.”

“ a lovely cheese pizza, just for me.”

“ dear santa claus, i got a little sister/brother last year. this year i’d rather have some clay dough.”

“ no. no, no, no, no way. this is christmas! the season of perpetual hope!”

“ you’d give me a ride?”

“ sure, you know, it’s christmas time.”

“ i think we’re getting scammed by a kindygartener.”

“ how low can you get? giving kris kringle a parking ticket on christmas eve?”

“ santa’s got a little get-together he’s late for.”

“ i know you’re not the real santa claus.”

“ everybody who sees santa has got to get something.”

“ merry christmas. may i sit down?”

“ you live next to me, don’t you?”

“ you can say hello when you see me. you don’t have to be afraid.”

“ there’s a lot of things going around about me, but none of it’s true.”

“ no offense, but aren’t you a little old to be afraid?”

“ you’re never too old to be afraid.”

“ you can get beat up for wearing something like that.”

“ bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner.”

“ this is it. don’t get scared now.”

“ got some nice presents for ya.”

“ i’m not going out the window!”

“ what, are you scared, __? are you afraid? come on, get out here.”

painful

“ it’s — getting a bit out of hand now. ”

“ i don’t think i can keep this up much longer. ”

“ i’m getting tired of hiding…”

“ it sucks that i can’t kiss you in public. ”

“ how much longer do i have to keep swallowing my desires for you. ”

“ are you sure we will — ? ”

“ do you think we’ll ever… be a couple-couple ? ”

“ sometimes i’m just scared that you’re just using me. ”

“ it’s starting to dawn on me that… the reason you might not want to come out about this is because you don’t really love me—”

“ is this a joke to you?”

“ i deleted all our texts. ”

“ i can’t keep pictures of us on my phone, are you crazy? ”

“ if anyone sees us i won’t know what to do. ”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here… ”

provoked

“ aren’t we suppose to be a thing ? why are you flirting then ?”

“ sometimes it feels like i am the only one doing an effort here —”

“ you sure seem to be good at ignoring the fact that we’re together. ”

“ okay no — i can’t handle the way they keep staring at you. ”

“ if they don’t stop hitting you up i’ll end up hitting them down. ”

“ don’t you see any pride in the marks i left on you ? ”

“ is this a joke to you — ?!”

“ stop that — we’re in public. ”

“ no, not until we get home. ”

“ you know i can’t do this out here — stop it!”

“ could TRY to show that you’re a little worried about this ???”

steamy

“ d—-don’t make me moan, i don’t want anyone to catch us… ”

“ everyone is downstairs… ~ take your pants off ”

“ shhh…. ~ it’ll be fine baby, no one will hear us ”

“ so what ? ~ if they see us coming out together we’ll figure something out…”

“ i’m gonna leave so many hickeys on you… show everyone that you’re taken… ”

“ i missed your scent…”

“ it feels so good — being close to again… ”

“ i’ve been thinking — about this the entire day… ”

“ ~ sit back and let me spoil you… you went an entire day without touching me… ”

“ kiss me… and don’t let me go ”

“ you’re like a forbidden fruit when i can’t touch you ~ kind of sexy ”

innocent

“ i can’t wait to show you off to the entire world… ”

“ we’ll be the cutest couple in existence, someday ”

“ when we come out i’m going to drown you kisses every day ”

“ ~ if we carve our initials in a tree no one will know ”

“ no one will notice if we hold hands under the table ~ ”

“ one day… we’ll be able to kiss like everyone else ”

The following is a collection of lyric sentence starters from Taylor Swift’s ninth studio album evermore. May contain mature subject matter.

WILLOW

I’m rough on the surface, but you cut through like a knife

If it was an open-shut case I never would have known from the look on your face 

Lost in your current like a priceless wine 

The more that you say, the less I know 

Wherever you stray, I follow 

I’m begging for you to take my hand 

I’m begging for you

I can feel you sneakin’ in 

There was one prize I’d cheat to win 

They count me out time and time again 

Anywhere else is hollow

That’s my man 

I come back stronger than a ‘90s trend 

Wait for the signal, and I’ll meet you after dark 

I’ll meet you after dark 

Show me the places where the others gave you scars 

This is an open-shut case 

I should'a known from the look on your face 

Hey, that’s my man 

Yeah, that’s my man

CHAMPAGNE PROBLEMS

You booked the night train for a reason

Your heart was glass, I dropped it 

You told your family for a reason 

You dropped my hand while dancing, left me out there standing 

Love slipped beyond your reaches and I couldn’t give a reason 

This dorm was once a madhouse

Well, it’s made for me 

Soon they’ll have the nerve to deck the halls that we once walked through 

I never was ready so I watch you go 

She would’ve made such a lovely bride, what a shame she’s fucked in the head

Sometimes you just don’t know the answer til someone’s on their knees and asks you 

You won’t remember all my champagne problems

GOLD RUSH

I don’t like a gold rush

I don’t like that anyone would die to feel your touch 

Everybody wants you 

Everybody wonders what it would be like to love you 

What must it be like to grow up that beautiful? 

I can’t dare to dream about you anymore 

My mind turns your life into folklore 

I won’t call you out on your contrarian shit 

‘TIS THE DAMN SEASON

If I wanted to know who you were hanging with while I was gone, I would have asked you

There’s an ache in you, put there by the ache in me 

But if it’s all the same to you it’s the same to me 

You could call me “babe” for the weekend 

We could call it even 

Remember how you watched me leave

You can run, but only so far 

And the road not taken looks real good now 

Hear me out, we could just ride around 

The road not taken looks real good now and it always leads to you in my hometown 

I won’t ask you to wait if you don’t ask me to stay 

I wonder about the only soul who can tell which smiles I’m fakin' 

The heart I know I’m breakin’ is my own

Even though I’m leavin’ and I’ll be yours for the weekend 

​'Tis the damn season

TOLERATE IT

I notice everything you do or don’t do

You’re so much older and wiser 

If it’s all in my head tell me now 

Tell me I’ve got it wrong somehow 

I know my love should be celebrated but you tolerate it 

I take your indiscretions all in good fun 

I made you my temple, my mural, my sky - now I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life 

I’m begging for footnotes in the story of your life 

You assume I’m fine, but what would you do if I break free and leave us in ruins?

Believe me, I could do it 

NO BODY, NO CRIME

He did it

Her husband’s actin’ different, and it smells like infidelity 

That ain’t my merlot on his mouth. That ain’t my jewelry on our joint account 

I think I’m gonna call him out 

No, there ain’t no doubt 

I think he did it, but I just can’t prove it 

No body, no crime

I ain’t lettin’ up until the day I die 

Good thing my daddy made me get a boating license when I was fifteen 

I’ve cleaned enough houses to know how to cover up a scene 

She was with me, dude 

They think she did it, but they just can’t prove it 

Good thing his mistress took out a big life insurance policy 

I wasn’t lettin’ up until the day he died 

HAPPINESS

I see this for what it is

All the years I’ve given is just shit we’re dividin’ up 

I can’t face reinvention 

There’ll be happiness after you 

There was happiness because of you 

Haunted by the look in my eyes that would’ve loved you for a lifetime 

Tell me, when did your winning smile begin to look like a smirk? 

I hope she’ll be your beautiful fool, who takes my spot next to you 

No, I didn’t mean that 

Sorry, I can’t see facts through all of my fury

You haven’t met the new me yet 

There’ll be happiness after me

There was happiness because of me 

I can’t make it go away by making you a villain 

I pulled your body into mine every goddamn night, now I get fake niceties 

No one teaches you what to do when a good man hurts you and you know you hurt him, too

All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness 

After giving you the best I had, tell me what to give after that?

All you want from me now is the green light of forgiveness. You haven’t met the new me yet and I think she’ll give you that

DOROTHEA

Do you ever stop and think about me?

A tiny screen’s the only place I see you now

I got nothing but well-wishes for ya

This place is the same as it ever was but you don’t like it that way 

It’s never too late to come back to my side 

You'rе a queen sellin’ dreams, sellin’ makeup and magazines 

From you I’d buy anything 

But are you still the same soul I met under the bleachers? 

I guess I’ll never know 

If you’re ever tired of being known for who you know, you’ll always know me.

CONEY ISLAND

If I can’t relate to you anymore then who am I related to?

And if this is the long haul how’d we get here so soon? 

Did I close my fist around something delicate?

Did I shatter you? 

Sorry for not making you my centerfold 

What’s a lifetime of achievement if I pushed you to the edge but you were too polite to leave me?

Do you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there?

Will you forgive my soul when you’re too wise to trust me and too old to care? 

We were like the mall before the internet 

Were you waiting at our old spot: in the tree line by the gold clock?

Did I leave you hanging every single day? 

When I got into the accident the sight that flashed before me was your face 

IVY

Your touch brought forth an incandescent glow, tarnished but so grand

I just sit here and wait, grieving for the living 

My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand 

My pain fits in the palm of your freezing hand taking mine, but it’s been promised to another 

Stop you putting roots in my dreamland 

I wish to know the fatal flaw that makes you long to be magnificently cursed 

Your opal eyes are all I wish to see 

I’d live and die for moments that we stole 

What would he do if he found us out? 

Dare to sit and watch what we’ll become 

It’s a goddamn blaze in the dark and you started it 

It’s the goddamn fight of my life and you started it

COWBOY LIKE ME

Dancin’ is a dangerous game

I’m never gonna love again 

I’ve got some tricks up my sleeve 

Takes one to know one 

Never wanted love, just a fancy car 

You’re a cowboy like me 

I’m telling all the rich folks anything they wanna hear 

You’re a bandit like me 

Never thought I’d meet you here 

We could be the way forward and I know I’ll pay for it 

The skeletons in both our closets plotted hard to fuck this up

The old men that I’ve swindled really did believe I was the one 

Now you hang from my lips like the Gardens of Babylon 

Forever is the sweetest con

LONG STORY SHORT

I tried to pick my battles ‘til the battle picked me

I was in the alley, surrounded on all sides 

Long story short, it was a bad time 

If the shoe fits, walk in it ‘til your high heels break 

I clung to the nearest lips and long story short, it was the wrong guy 

Now I’m all about you 

Actually, I always felt I must look better in the rear view - missing me.

If someone comes at us, this time, I’m ready 

No more keepin’ score, now I just keep you warm 

Past me, I wanna tell you not to get lost in these petty things 

Your nemeses will defeat themselves before you get the chance to swing 

He feels like home 

Long story short, I survived

MARJORIE

Never be so kind you forget to be clever

Never be so clever you forget to be kind

If I didn’t know better I’d think you were talking to me now

If I didn’t know better I’d think you were still around 

You’re alive in my head 

What died didn’t stay dead 

You’re alive, so alive 

Never be so polite you forget your power

Nevеr wield such power you forget to be polite 

I should’ve asked you questions 

Should’ve kept every grocery store receipt cause every scrap of you would be taken from me 

I know better but you’re still around 

I still feel you all around

CLOSURE

It’s been a long time and seeing the shape of your name still spells out pain

Yes, I’m doing better

I don’t need your closure 

Yes, I got your letter 

Don’t treat me like some situation that needs to be handled 

I’m fine with my spite and my tears, and my beers and my candles 

I know I’m just a wrinkle in your new life 

Staying friends would iron it out so nice 

EVERMORE

Gray November, I’ve been down since July

I replay my footsteps on each stepping stone trying to find the one where I went wrong 

I couldn’t be sure

I had a feeling so peculiar that this pain would be for evermore 

Guess I’m feeling unmoored 

Can’t remember what I used to fight for 

Can’t not think of all the cost and the things that will be lost 

To be certain, we’ll be tall again 

Is there a line that I could just go cross? 

And when I was shipwrecked I thought of you 

It was real enough to get me through 

I dreamed of you 

I swear you were there 

hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!

‘  i’m  sorry  ,  who’s  telling  this  story  ?  ’

‘  peace  and  crackers  !  ’

‘  oh  ,  you  can’t  hear  them  .    only  i  can  .  ’

‘  can  i  talk  now  ?  ’

‘  i’m  sick  of  everyone  thinking  i’m  so  “  evil  ”  because  my  mom  was  .  ’

‘  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  would  you  stop  with  the  worry  -  flurry  ?  ’

‘  everyone  at  school  loves  you  !  ’

‘  why  yes  ,  this  is  a  new  dress  .  ’

‘  couldn’t  go  20  seconds  without  talking  ,  can  you  ?  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  you  look  gort  ,  i  mean  great  !    i  don’t  even  know  what  gort  means  .  ’

‘  i  could  offer  you  a  seat  ,  but  i’m  “  evil  ”  .  ’

‘  have  to  warn  you  ,  don’t  stare  at  the  teeth  ,  just  got  it  whitened  .  ’

‘  free  food  !  ’

‘  welcome  home  ,  roomie  !  ’

‘  you  are  going  to  love  rooming  with  me  .  ’

‘  i’m  thoughtful  ,  and  beautiful  ,  and  i  sing  the  most  wonderful  songs  about  woodland  creatures  .  ’

‘  this  is  going  to  be  a  looong  year  .  ’

‘  here’s  this  tiny  manual  full  of  completely  reasonable  school  rules  .  ’

‘  really  ,  ___  ?    you  wanna  play  that  way  ?  ’

‘  that’s  it  ?    that’s  where  you’re  ending  the  story  ?  ’

‘  of  course  you’d  start  with  ___  ,  always  playing  favourites  .  ’

‘  this  year’s  after  party  is  going  to  be  a  page  -  ripper  !  ’

 ‘  future  queen  !    we  can’t  let  anyone  post  embarrassing  photos  of  me  !  ’

‘  if  i’m  going  to  be  catching  z’s  for  a  hundred  years  ,  i  better  live  it  up  now  !  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  no  one’s  going  to  post  anything  bad  about  you  .    everybody  loves  you  .  ’

‘  c-can  i  carry  your  books  ?  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  miss  a  single  minute  of  our  first  day  ,  hi  everybody  !  ’

‘  hey  ___  ,  uh  ,  why  are  you  holding  your  hand  over  your  mouth  ?  ’

‘  my  eyes  !    i  can’t  see  !  ’

‘  this  is  highschool  !    we  got  forever  to  get  together  .  ’

‘  but  you  two  are  perfect  !    not  too  this  ,  not  too  that  ,  you’re  just  right  .  ’

‘  c’mon  ,  let’s  go  get  some  lunch  .  ’

‘  what  future  evil  queen  wouldn’t  love  an  evil  throne  ,  an  evil  crown  ,  and  an  evil  haunted  mirror  ?  ’

‘  when  she  poisons  me  ,  it  changes  everything  !  ’

‘  i’ll  go  out  the  window  !    i’ve  never  tried  it  before  .  ’

‘  man  !    i  am  good  looking  !  ’

‘  catching  damsels  in  distress  ,  it’s  kinda  my  thing  .  ’

‘  stay  here  ,  i’m  going  again  !  ’

‘  i  love  my  latte  with  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  a  lot  of  cream  .  ’

‘  wanna  go  on  a  nature  hike  later  ?  ’

‘  new  shoes  ?    where  ?  ’

‘  i  can’t  wait  for  everyone  to  get  a  glimpse  of  the  queen  i  am  going  to  become  .  ’

‘  speaking  of  which  ,  my  dorm  room  ,  friday  night  ,  we’re  going  to  blow  the  roof  off  this  place  !  ’

‘  i  will  be  just  like  my  old  man  ,  brave  ,  good  -  looking  ,  kind  ,  good  -  looking  ,  thoughtful  ,  and  …  good  -  looking  .  ’

‘  must  you  always  be  so  dramatic  ?  ’

‘  must  you  always  ruin  my  ominous  endings  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  rats  .    i  forgot  .  ’

‘  what  ?    i’m  not  trouble  !  ’

‘  you’re  not  supposed  to  apologise  !  ’

‘  everyone  .    i  set  up  a  bungee  jumping  platform  on  the  east  turret  .  ’

‘  you  didn’t  tell  me  we  were  here  to  be  -  hassle  her  ,  you  said  we  were  going  to  have  a  tea  party  .  ’

‘  yes  ,  i  lied  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  be  a  chicken  man  !  ’

‘  hey  ,  ___  ,  could  you  ,  uh  ,  not  sing  in  the  morning  ?    or  ever  ?  ’

‘  greatest  .    mirror  .    ever  .  ’

‘  you  never  know  if  you  need  to  look  good  on  the  go  .  ’

‘  well  ,  uh  ,  okay  ,  let  me  do  one  quick  check  -  a  -  roo  .  ’

‘  i  don’t  want  to  keep  calling  you  the  fairest  !  ’

‘  stop  breaking  character  !  ’

‘  she’s  running  unopposed  ,  again  .  ’

‘  ow  !    i’m  mean  ,  oh  boy  !    thanks  a  lot  for  the  …  pin  .    ow  .  ’

‘  you  can’t  test  us  from  chapter  1  to  34  !    we’ve  only  studied  up  to  chapter  2  .  ’

‘  never  under  -  estimate  the  power  of  a  study  party  .  ’

‘  blast  ,  if  only  i  possessed  my  poetic  skills  while  in  human  form  .  ’

‘  giants  are  terrible  dancers  .  ’

‘  AH  !    MY  EYES  .  ’

‘  shoo  !    go  !    fly  away  !  ’

‘  it  seems  like  hearts  and  destiny  don’t  always  move  in  the  same  direction  .  ’

‘  last  time  ,  they  made  me  re  -  catalog  the  entire  forbidden  books  section  .  ’

‘  thanks  ___  ,  you  are  such  a  sweetheart  .  ’

‘  love  never  waits  !  ’

‘  what  are  you  going  on  about  ?  ’

‘  that  holiday  is  dangerous  !  ’

‘  you  are  not  allowed  to  speak  to  anyone  about  this  ,  understand  ?  ’

‘  i  do  throw  the  most  excellent  parties  .  ’

‘  um  ,  you  might  not  want  to  shout  that  ,  y’know  ,  being  a  secret  and  all  .  ’

‘  stop  that  !    c’mon  ,  they  went  this  way  .  ’

‘  why  do  you  even  care  ?  ’

‘  i  care  cause  it’s  not  fair  !  ’

‘  ___  is  breaking  the  rules  ,  but  she  still  gets  her  happily  ever  after  but  i  don’t  !  ’

‘  you  got  a  plan  ?    it’s  not  like  we’re  just  gonna  find  them  in  a  romantic  moment  .  ’

‘  what’s  …  going  on  …  ?  ’

‘  you  two  are  totally  busted  !  ’

‘  i  think  the  real  question  is  what  are  you  doing  here  ?  ’

‘  we  gotta  find  a  better  place  to  picnic  .  ’

‘  please  !    you  two  can’t  tell  anyone  .  ’

‘  yeah  ,  well  ,  um  ,  i’m  gonna  !  ’

‘  ___,  this  is  going  to  knock  you  down  the  royal  rankings  .    but  don’t  worry  !    i’ll  take  your  place  .  ’

‘  this  is  the  part  where  i  try  to  solve  your  romantic  problems  .  ’

‘  whenever  i’m  around  her  ,  i  get  really  tongue  -  tied  .  ’

‘  thanks  ,  ___  ,  you’re  the  best  bye  .  ’

‘  oh  ,  sweetie  ,  what’s  wrong  ?  ’

‘  i’m  not  sure  you’d  understand  .  ’

‘  what  ?    is  it  …  boy  trouble  ?  ’

‘  oh  ,  wow  ,  hey  .    i  am  thirsty  !    i’m  going  to  go  get  us  some  lattes  ,  extra  foam  ,  double  apple  caramel  ,  right  ?  ’

‘  what’s  this  ?    i-it’s  a  love  poem  .  ’

‘  oh  !    a  secret  note  !  ’

‘  ladies  .  ’

‘  ___  ?    i  had  no  idea  he  felt  this  way  .  ’

‘  sup  ,  brother  !  ’

‘  love  is  …  complicated  .  ’

‘  the  path  of  love  is  never  straight  .  ’

‘  what’s  up  with  the  urgent  text  message  ?    is  everything  okay  ?  ’

‘  shhhh  ,  i’m  not  ___  ,  i’m  uh  ,  g__  .  ’

*   taken  from  the  2018  movie  to  all  the  boys  i’ve  loved  before,   based  on  the  series  by  jenny  han.   you  can  also  find  the  book  starters  here.  as  always,   feel  free  to  change  pronouns !

‘  a lot of girls would be pretty weirded out by their boyfriend sleeping in someone else’s room, but you’re so trusting.  ’

‘  am i just a joke to you?  ’

‘  are you crazy? who’s gonna believe we’re in a relationship if i’m not allowed to kiss you?  ’

‘  are you keeping tabs on me?  ’

‘  are you kidding me? this is the reason why you broke up with me?  ’

‘  are you trying to reject me right now?  ’

‘  because i’m in love with you. only you.  ’

‘  before your murder our sister, could i just ask you a question?  ’

‘  being with you was so easy that sometimes i let myself pretend it wasn’t fake.  ’

‘  but over time, that feeling just faded away and i missed my best friend. and it wasn’t love.  ’

‘  can we talk about this? let me drive you home and i’ll explain everything to you.  ’

‘  can you maybe just admit that some part of you doesn’t want everything in your life to be a fantasy?  ’

‘  can you turn around? please?  ’

‘  come on, talk to me. what happened to no secrets?  ’

‘  do you think you might change your mind?  ’

‘  duh, first rule of fight club.  ’

‘  finally, everyone is gonna see you for who you really are.  ’

‘  for someone who has such good grades, you can be so dense sometimes.  ’

‘  for someone who’s quiet all the time, you sure have a lot of opinions.  ’

‘  he is not as confident as he pretends to be. i am not as though as i pretend to be. and you, you are not as innocent as you pretend to be.  ’

‘  he looks at you like you’re a sexy little rubik’s cube. he can’t figure you out, but he’s having fun trying.  ’

‘  her face is gonna be in the wrong place!  ’

‘  her logic was off, but her heart was in the right place.  ’

‘  how did i let this happen? i’m so stupid.  ’

‘  how do you tell your fake boyfriend you can’t go with him because you’re starting to have real feelings? you can’t.  ’

‘  i am way better looking than that guy.  ’

‘  i can count on you to be honest, always.  ’

‘  i can’t believe i inadvertently dabbled in porn before i lost my virginity, but it’s been a strange year all around.  ’

‘  i can’t believe i let you convince me to go on a trip that requires getting up before 7:00 am.  ’

‘  i could never hate you.  ’

‘  i don’t know how to be friends with you like this.  ’

‘  i don’t know what to tell you. that sucks. i’m sorry.  ’

‘  i don’t understand why you didn’t tell me all this was happening in the first place.  ’

‘  i heard my cousin dumped you for a college student, that true?  ’

‘  i heard you have a tail. is that true?  ’

‘  i just know that he likes you. i can tell by the way he looks at you.  ’

‘  i just wanna be super clear: i’m flattered, i am, but…  ’

‘  i just wanna finish this chapter.  ’

‘  i know you love me.  ’

‘  i know you’re only being nice to me because i accidentally made a sex tape and you feel bad.  ’

‘  i like your hair down. you look pretty.  ’

‘  i love how you’re not afraid of her.  ’

‘  i need you to know that i like you.  ’

‘  i need you to know that i like you. and not in a fake way.  ’

‘  i think it’s funny, you say you’re scared of commitment and relationships, but you don’t seem to be afraid to be with me.  ’

‘  i thought you were gonna hate me.  ’

‘  i wrote five love letters so don’t go feeling too special.  ’

‘  if i hear anyone talking about you or that video, i’m gonna kick all of their asses.  ’

‘  if it was real and he still doesn’t want me… then at least i’ll know.  ’

‘  if it wasn’t real then i didn’t lose anyone.  ’

‘  if you ask, it ruins the whole vibe. be cool.  ’

‘  if you miss him, why don’t you just tell him?  ’

‘  if you need me i’ll be in the nurses office, with a migraine, googling justin trudeau shirtless.  ’

‘  if you really, truly didn’t want those letters to be sent, then why did you address them?  ’

‘  if you’re gonna have sex in a public place, you’ve gotta deal with the consequences.  ’

‘  is it so unbelievable that someone could like me?  ’

‘  it was fated, that we should meet like this.  ’

‘  it was spin the bottle, you psycho! and it was tongueless!  ’

‘  it’s a cool trick, right? you wanna see me do it again?  ’

‘  it’s bad enough if a guy were to do this, but a girl? that’s despicable.  ’

‘  it’s been a strange year all around.  ’

‘  it’s cold outside. i don’t do cold.  ’

‘  i’d say if anyone stupidly fell for someone who doesn’t like them back, it’s not you.  ’

‘  i’m gonna kill you.  ’

‘  i’m just here to take down one of those chocolate shakes.  ’

‘  i’m just so tired of writing love letters. it’d be nice to receive them.  ’

‘  i’m more real to you than he is.  ’

‘  i’m not trying to date you.  ’

‘  i’m officially back to being invisible.  ’

‘  i’m onto a nickname for you: largie, it’s funny because you’re so small!  ’

‘  i’m sorry i didn’t sit next to you.  ’

‘  i’m tired of being second best or fake best.  ’

‘  last night was a mistake.  ’

‘  like i said, i didn’t do it.  ’

‘  look, i am really sorry. about everything.  ’

‘  look, i just wanna say that i really– i appreciate it, but it’s never gonna happen.  ’

‘  no one’s ever liked me like that.  ’

‘  no, this is a fight i have to handle myself.  ’

‘  no, you’re not just a joke to you, you just don’t understand the situation.  ’

‘  oh… it’s you.  ’

‘  screw you, you know my feet are always cold.  ’

‘  she just stopped drinking caffeine for some diet, i think she’s just in withdrawal.  ’

‘  she’s gorgeous, but you have way better style.  ’

‘  since you’ve been together, i’ve never seen you so happy.  ’

‘  sleep where you want, sluts.  ’

‘  so here’s the thing, i don’t actually like you. i just had to make it look like i liked you so someone else wouldn’t think i liked them.  ’

‘  so love and dating? i love to read about it and it’s fun to write about and to think about in my head, but when it’s real… yeah, it’s scary.  ’

‘  so, what, now you’re ignoring me?  ’

‘  still think you haven’t gotten a love letter?  ’

‘  stop. don’t finish that sentence.  ’

‘  the more people that you let into your life, the more they can just walk right now.  ’

‘  the reason i went to her room that night was to tell her that it’s over because… i’m in love with you.  ’

‘  then again, he’s a jock and they’re slow learners.  ’

‘  there’s no one like you.  ’

‘  this is all your fault! i hate everyone!  ’

‘  those shoes weren’t just cool, i thought they were kind of hot.  ’

‘  um, hi… personal space, much?  ’

‘  we are still together. you’re just trying to pull out because you’re scared.  ’

‘  we can never tell anyone that this relationship is fake because it would be too humiliating for both of us.  ’

‘  we need to have a contract so we’re on the same page about the rules.  ’

‘  we’re still cool, right?  ’

‘  …we’re still talking about her?  ’

‘  what do i have to do to get you to bring me one of these tomorrow?  ’

‘  what do you put in a contract for a real relationship?  ’

‘  what if we let people think we were actually together? just for a little while.  ’

‘  why didn’t you just tell me that? i feel like i would’ve understood.  ’

‘  you are such a snob!  ’

‘  you can be mad at someone and still miss them.  ’

‘  you can’t just sit up in your room writing love letters that you’re never gonna send out.  ’

‘  you didn’t even say it wasn’t true? you just let everyone think we had sex in the hot tub when you know we didn’t?  ’

‘  you didn’t tell anyone about last night, did you?  ’

‘  you gonna break my heart?  ’

‘  you got rules? come on, you really know how to zap the fun out of a situation.  ’

‘  you gotta trust.  ’

‘  you have this whole judgy face scenario going on.  ’

‘  you kissed me first.  ’

‘  you knew that i liked him and you kissed him anyway!  ’

‘  you know i’m gay, right?  ’

‘  you know people usually check behind them before they reverse to, you know, avoid killing others.  ’

‘  you know what? if you want me to read that then you have to give that to me.  ’

‘  you look good. you always look good.  ’

‘  you look pretty. i’ll prove it to you.  ’

‘  you owe me braid crowns for the rest of your life.  ’

‘  you should never go to college with a boyfriend.  ’

‘  you were never second best.  ’

‘  your filthy little secret’s safe with me.  ’

‘  your mouth is saying something, but your mouth said something completely different.  ’

‘  you’re like a sweet, innocent girl and he’s a complete dick. i don’t get it!  ’

‘  you’re officially pg-13 again.  ’

‘  you’re still in love with this bon iver wannabe?  ’

  jealous / possessive  meme

“ you’re mine. you hear me? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ why is she/he calling you? ”

“ do they know we’re together? ”

“ were you with him/her? ”

“ i don’t want you seeing them anymore ”

“ did she/he make a pass at you? ”

“ i know you were with her/him ”

“ you belong to me ”

“ i can’t believe you were with her/him ”

“ i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you ”

“im NOT jealous ”

“ i thought you only had eyes for me ”

“ he/she can’t make you feel the way i make you feel ”

“ you’re too good for her/him ”

“is there someone else?”

“ you were flirting with them ”

“ they were flirting with you ”

“ i don’t want you talking to them again ”

“ i can’t stop picturing you with him/her ”

“ the thought of you with him/her makes me sick ”

“I wish it could always be like this.”

“You’re always there for me.”

“The stars are the only thing that makes sense.”

“There’s more out there, you just have to be patient.”

“It doesn’t all have to be existential dread.” 

“You’re so much different when we’re alone.”

“I like it when the worlds quiet.” 

“There’s a place for us somewhere.”

“They’ll name constellations after you one day.”

“Your hearts beating so fast.”

“They don’t know what they want.”

“You don’t know what you want.”

“That’s what they’re supposed to say.”

“We really don’t know what we’re doing.”

“I miss the old you.”

“Nostalgias a trap.”

“Aliens are out there.”

“Did you hear that?”

“I really want pizza right now, think it’s open?” 

“What time is it?”

“But why would they abduct cows?”

“We’ll all be dead soon enough anyways.” 

“I wish we didn’t have to sleep.”

“What do you believe in?”

“What happens after we die?”

“Seems like a silly thing to say, don’t you think?” 

“And what’s your excuse?”

“You’ll get it together soon.”

“Sometimes I feel like I’ll never have it together.”

“It’d be better if people weren’t so afraid of their feelings.”

“You keep quiet and we both lose.”

“I wish I could save this forever.”

“When did you realize you were in love with me?”

“The rooms spinning.”

“I loved you long before you knew.”

“I’m not afraid of death, I think it’ll be peaceful.”

“The Universe is too big for that.”

“Do you think we’ve met in other lives?” 

“I’d come back to haunt you.” 

“Would you come back to haunt me?”

“What’s alternate universe you doing right now?”

“Tell me a secret.”

“Why haven’t you told anyone?” 

“I wish we knew each other sooner.”

“You’re a game changer.” 

“I’m a game changer.”

“Don’t ignore fate.” 

“Ignorance isn’t bliss.”

“What, is that a conspiracy theory?”

[ 📱 — sms ] remember that.

[ 📱 — sms ] call me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] there’s leftovers in the fridge. 

[ 📱 — sms ] you said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.

[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] i love you as much as a human heart can love.

[ 📱 — sms ] we’ll get through this. 

[ 📱 — sms ] brb love you.

[ 📱 — sms ] that’s a promise.    

[ 📱 — sms ] i got your favorite. 

[ 📱 — sms ] i’ll tuck you in when i get home.

[ 📱 — sms ] you don’t have to be strong for anyone. 

[ 📱 — sms ] come home soon, okay?

[ 📱 — sms ] you look like you need a hug. 

[ 📱 — sms ] take a breath. count to ten. 

[ 📱 — sms ] talk to me.

[ 📱 — sms ] surprise! do you like it? 

[ 📱 — sms ] stay in bed and rest.

[ 📱 — sms ] trust me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] you’re amazing.  

[ 📱 — sms ] just be careful. 

[ 📱 — sms ] i’m worried about you. 

[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me. 

[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?