ever since i liked this posts all of my suggested dash posts are explicit yaoi thx staff

Roommate psychological warfare chamber

Anybody want me to shut the fuck up for $500?

the scene in hellboy (2004) when hellboy is telling liz he wishes he could do something about "all of this" *gestures vaguely to his face* but all the while he is shirtless and utterly jacked is SO funny to me. real twilight "this is the skin of a KILLER BELLA"

"god babe sorry I'm huge and hot and red and jacked as all shit and only wear slutty black leather :(" -makenzie @batmanisagatewaydrug

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

I opened Tumblr and almost screamed

the guilt has hold of you. confess

When the Frog family is out on the hunt for vampires…

Kings

DON’T CALL YOURSELF A HIMBO UNLESS YOU ARE AT LEAST THIS STUPID

‘oh i hate this part’ male rights 2k20

Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip