camisa suada do Vini Jr 🇧🇷

you're doing good. you know that right?

thank you for making the effort to be here.

it's enough. you're enough

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck

You probably thought today was a normal Thursday. Nooooope. Big Papa Huge Time actually.

I <3 SEEING MY CAT WALK AROUND MY APARTMENT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WHAT PLANS DO YOU HAVE? DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU?

probably feels good af to latch your jaws onto someone and not let go

precisam trancar o time da seleção em uma sala e mostrar pra eles o jogo do 7x1 várias vezes, pra traumatizar todo mundo e nunca mais deixar isso acontecer de novo