Are you ready?

but like... legit though. 

this town ain’t big enough for the one of me

just so you guys are all aware, the only reason gritty exists is allegedly because the NHL made a rule that every team HAD to have a mascot and were apparently assholes about it. so the fliers made him as a chaotic fuck you. hell the first tweet made on his official account was a "sleep with one eye open" threat towards another mascot for making fun of his design

are we not going to talk about how he launched an entire sheetcake into that man’s face, probably killing him?

THE MANS SHIRT SAYS GOOSE. 

My ideal gender presentation is masculinity but doing it wrong because I’m also doing femininity but doing it wrong. Yknow

Am I masc? Am I fem? Well. I’m a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend that you had in february of last year, actually

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school