DONT BE ANNOYING

shane would be such an overprotective person about the people he loves, but especially about ilya, especially when they’re married. like they’re at a bar or something and shane overhears a guy next to them say something about derogatory about ilya under his breath and shane immediately turns around and goes. i’m sorry. what’d you say? no, go ahead, say it again. what’d you say about my husband? speak up, i’ll wait. he stands up and towers over the guy and the guy’s all sheepish like okay wait he’s going to actually rock my shit and ilya is like genuinely holding shane by the scruff of his neck going if we get banned from this bar i swear to god shane it’s fine we’re good please don’t but shane is already taking off his wedding ring

one day ilya gets to post a side by side of fat baby shane and fat baby hollander-rozanov, “just like her daddy” and it’s fat baby hollander-rozanov chewing on a puck plushie

"do you want that problem to go away?" actually kills me because you can see in shane's eyes if ilya needed to walk away shane would let him. even though it would break his heart he would do it because he loves ilya so much and wants ilya to be able to be safe and happy. but then ilya reassures him: don't ever leave me. i will never leave you.

imagine if the person who turns you into a vampire turns out to be really annoying and you’re stuck with them

taking my shantidepressants

happy pride month to all but especially asexuals, trans people, and queers who don’t always feel very proud <3