Flowing through the mind

aw shit get it wednesday

Someday, it may be cheaper to mine our landfills for raw materials than it will be to mine the earth

HAVE SOME MILK YOU PIECE OF SHIT FLESHBAG

its all fun and games until you accidentally say “scrappy doo is a dilf” in front of your entire math class

pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of sex education. we’ll do it properly. public: applause pornhub: the government is doing a bad job of snow plowing. we’ll do it properly. public: confused applause

pornhub: chaotic good

#how do that many sounds fit into that tiny of a human

My voice teacher always told me that the sign of a truly talented actor and singer is the ability to do flawless impressions

“please, daddy, i want some more”

not only do i want this post deleted, but i want the entire channel of NBC deleted right this minute

Because Lion King has no humans in it, it is nearly impossible to tell what time frame its set in. For all we know, it could be set in the stone age, or in some futuristic dystopian universe.

@ beans why must you explode so violently in the microwave i’m just tryna warm up my food not clean up a murder crime scene

i thought this was about beans from even stevens

why would i be putting beans from even stevens in the microwave that would be so rude

me, a flower cowboy: what in carnation