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Paratext (everything that isn't explicitly the fanfic)

Using Chainsaw's full name I see. Hm. Looks like his tags got synonymed.

spit as lube… at least they're trying. oh yeah this is in the prison cell setting! thats new! oooh wireplay yayyy. which i'm pretty sure has another meaning.

pf all the "no beta we die like _" are great. ah 2 days is a very fast timeline. there's really no indication how long chainsaw was jailed for, which one could play with

ooc: we try our best, to put them in these situations

more research needed?

forgot about chainsaw's chainsaw: hehhehehe. hehehe he could just remove it (if you're doing detachable prosthetics) I don't really know what to do with it in drawings either

good enough title right.

looks out window. ah. this dynamic again. looks at wall. i mean it makes sense given everything… looks at screen

anonymous: admirable choice. if i ever publish a fanfic it will be on a tumblr post (because i dont have ao3)

HEHEHE the summary

Ah yeah I wonder how that happened?

Lint stalls for a long time because she's a coward.

FANFIC

HEHHE JAILED TWICE HEHE. To be fair, he just got swept up the first time round. Inside Cult Leader. This is the perfect kind of taunting to start with. No regular greetings just burns. cute distortions (It seems the voice changer is built into the hood) hm consp's voice is relatively higher; would I say it's high? It's hard to tell because they're both filtered, but isn't Consp's voice deeper than Chainsaw's, in the recent episodes? "FORMER" hehehe. Talked a lot… He's in jail. Sure sure 2 weeks makes sense I guess. Hehe, he knew about that.

Hehehe Geed. Not sure if Consp is a visitor or breaking in now. Chains is sitting on the bed.

He's breaking in!!! Fancy high-tech keypad bet I know what the password is. thats conkcreet baby. Reverse break-in where I become your cellmate. Smaller Consp :checkmark: Hmmm. How canon divergent are we going because Chainsaw can't just be freed at this point. No that's not part of the plan he's still going to have to be a prisoner. I wonder if ACL is going to mention how hard it was to rig the election hehe. They'd both be sleep deprived, which is awesome. -<3 oh I'm sure no ulterior motives. be angry or something. CANINES CONSP YAYY. Proper em-dash usage :partypopper:

Hehe hacker consp. he has demonstrated his skills in canon :thumbsup: "eyes"? Cool the wording here makes Consp seem dangerous, matching Chains' assessment of the situation. hehehe oh we're going to keep calling him that? what weapons?? the chainsaw that doesn't work? yeah get ready to fight back with your Nothing. Does probably have pure combat advatange, do it quick catch him off guard. but the sleepy debuff. -? oh? hehehehe? hehehehe. Yeah violence is a funny word to use, it's kinda vague. like how?? did they program that lol. the more i think funnier it is? he can't even like, punch? or?

Reasonable assumption. Although would Chains even be that big of a threat, enough to eliminate? What does he even know about their plans? I guess, the location of their base, details, eh.

cute……. The vocalizer glitching etc. Oh yeah probably he'd be a bit scared too. look maybe witnessing all that death wasn't too healthy mentally. that would suck to die like that. he's going to end up on the news.

yeah

oh cool fun. the adjective train /j this is fun reading his thoughts. come on fat least bark you cornered dog

ooh he's gonna do something?

Oh..

hm isn't that a cute idea? some federation technicians holding him down as they adjust a few settings in his programming? always had a failsafe in case he went rogue, and now theyre using it. body falling limp as it refuses to fight back anymore, but his thoughts still filled with aggression.

aw, he was here for something nicer? i like these movement descriptions. i forgot about those. hehe. amulet bouncing. details matter! very blunt lines as i said. yayy the knife. thigh holster. hehe. cyborg threats.

probably some sarcasm that he couldn't read. (these names. we really need some real names for the characters) stepped back. (standing then i guess)

well, it's not that far off from characterization. but he's hurt yayy

yeah still useful i guess. uh. <3333333 homoerotic line.

oh yeah question the writer for adding that. HEHEHE NO. IT MIGHT'VE BEEN. How could he know?~~ thinking…

well. we've all read the tags, I think I know what he wants.

He is approaching. Body heat! Feeling it! Hm? Kinda creepy

Sleep Deprived. Yippee. It's that bad?

? There's a TV in the cell, hold on. He could have been watching Skillshare, which Greed left him. Hm. Least he wouldn't have gotten bored.

hehe. war reference. oooh interesting robot things. they're not even going to try to fix up a prisoner hehe. hm will we get more Brilliant Hacker ACL?

gentle? huh? whuh? shocking. soft hands… ehhh? oh yeah the cold hands hc. very touchy stuff happening. okay whats he going to do to the tech

Consent :explosion:

hehe. i wonder what he's wearing

swearing, you'll get us demonetized. yep vague tech stuff explanation. good enough

oh he wants a better one. how much closer could they possibly be? ??

no details?

he saw the warning thing too /j

consp has got spies everywhere its understandable

strangely caring consp (he must be for the plot to work out)

WoAH mini timeskip. where they have to explain themselves againto the audience. ooh hehehe on the bed now hm? hmmm. needs his living weapon to work. (cut out the boring bit where they said hey lay down on the bed and open up the control panel or something)

let's just get swept along sure. let's not escape right now and wait for a better place but do this inside the cell for some reason. /silly

smut words /j yeah sitting on him would be the best place to access it? assuming its on his face. ???? huh? OH GOOD outfit reference. he's still in the military uniform. (I'm surprised there's sexual tension in the smut fic. wow) waow so vague yet detailed explanation of the hacking. good.

excuse/ OH connected to the nervous system ??? oh no. huh. "experiential tug" ? a tug that you can experience? or performed with the knowledge of experience behind it? also this isn't really proper hacking.

alright time to play the logistics game. i think that was the wrong wire. okay chains is supine (on his spine) on the bed. control panel on the side of his head open? Really small wires and such then. Conps sitting on his upper legs area with his hand in the console. head + wires + hands pull back into the bed, so consp has to scoot superiorly (towards the head). I THINK THAT WAS THE WRONG WIRE.

HEHEHE? HUH? "a bit turned on" is the funniest/ blunt way to say it. Yeah I would also be interested why is Chains' whole body wired up? Someone on the engineering team had to manually do this. huh… okayokay i really can't handle this. very fun…!

Sex Mode Activated /ref (been wanting to say that)

See, I would be afraid to pull the wires too hard, break his electronics even more. Everyone's so rough with Chainsaw…

I will not record my reaction to some lines if they're negative.

hehehe? getting distracted? you're supposed to be fixing him. reluctant yay..

OH that's sudden. ? grabbed from beneath, doing a turn maneuver and reversing positions? multiple mattresses wow they're spoiling him. okay so chains has a mouth in this one okay. (took off the mouthpiece sure) (remembers a post I made) who's belt? his own makes the most sense. k outfit reference. holdon i actually decided a belt would be a bit difficult for chains to use. one handed.

hehehehe written out sound effects. "assault" battle term heck yeah. no discussion of what's happening alrighttttt.

hand differences! fine i'll go back and read closer. yeah that would have to happen. cool? now what?? he just took consp's pants off? chains only has one hand. ?what??

hehehe penis from sex jokes…

fingers in mouth👍"slipped in" …to his mouth? or?

woah…

i think this is missionary position.

this makes me want to Not write smut anymore, that's amazing. like. also yeah someone already did it way better than I could.

uhhhh really good. makes sense. it was interesting. very intense, detailed sex scene.

hehe Hey where was the spit as lube? hm i guess from mouth to fingers to..

I wonder if that was the "have an erection" wire or just a regular wire and Chains is a freak.

going back for comments. cool. yeah sure. hah. no self-service allowed. hehehEHEHEH. yeah keep him from talking. It's kinda funny to see "cells" here. like. yeah it is cells but the whole body is also made of cells? spam attack.

oh i guess it was consp' belt earlier. that band of trimmed cloth around his waist as a belt i guess.

"the bottom" HEHEHE OH? so he gets a new epithet now? hehehe

hm.mmnghhnn.. (huh those are hard to write out) oh shoot proper colon usage. yeah interesting. good descriptions. 👍👍👍

He fell asleep ehheehe. Yeah sex mode deactivated or whatever + that happens after sex. We're still calling him that.

Just going to continue working after that hehe? Oh did it so easily. HES LEAVING HIM IN THE CELLL?!? cleanup yeah. aww letting him sleep.

Conclusion?

yeah reading it was awkward. but we did it :handshake:

oh the title makes sense now. that's sweet.

uhhh excellent fic 100% you get one Lint Point

That's so rude to not break him out hehehe.