the nsfw sideblog.

there should be a way to get the fuck kicked out of you until you pass out for sex reasons without the...like...organ damage

cum so bad it's poisonous

I bet it feels good as fuck to be a crinkly piece of paper going through a scanner

#i imagine itd be quite intimate too #all of your imperfections flattened out as the scanner presses down on your body #but still so very visible to the scanner. all of you is on display as the light runs over you #all of your wrinkles and folds but also all of your art and writing #whoever put you here sees your flaws as miniscule compared to your content #maybe you were discarded before. maybe you were taken out of the trash and carefully unfolded #then put into the scanner to be seen wholly as you are and immortalized #and now your writing and/or art can be appreciated by many people #smiles on faces. tears in eyes. maybe even getting someone a job or a home #and they chose you for this despite your crinkles #or idk maybe im thinking about silly tumblr post too much lmao (tags by @queer-vocaloid-enthusiasts)

They really don't warn you when joining the knighthood that there will be. so many naked knights in the barracks. Everyone else is so casual about it and I can't even think

Watching two guys makeout on a bed but you’re forced to sit on the floor like a dog and just watch and be stupidly horny and jealous #isthisanything

i bet it feels good as fuck being a pair of pointe shoes getting cracked and beat and thrown this way and that

thryre designing tumblr ads that go up your butt when you click them

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

cuteness aggression but it ends up with you covered in bite marks and me getting scolded because this is way more than can be hidden under the collar of a shirt.

I'm not just a monsterfucker I also love them romantically

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a bag of dehydrated vegetables on the international space station when an astronaut attaches you to the machine that warms and rehydrates you

shane hollander voice i bet it feels good as fuck to be a hockey puck getting slapped into the net

i bet it feels good as fuck to be a collapsed mineshaft

I bet it feels good as fuck to have someone plug into the port on the back of your neck