uhhhhh

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

and if you want to take it a step further because Vanguard and BlackRock were listed on the original graphic, their reach is lightyears beyond just media. BlackRock and/or Vanguard are among the three largest institutional investors for 505 out of 505 of the S&P 500. (100%). one or the other is the single largest institutional investor in 422 of these (84%). they, along with State Street, control about 23% of the votes of the S&P 500 single-class companies.

i have regrettably partaken in the joe not once,

but twice (bottled soda was OBJECTIVELY worse)

and the hotcheeto macaroni knocked me out for 12 hours

if i have both of these in the same meal i think i will be knocked into a

see you all in the next life

Samus does not care how many heads she lives rent-free in.

They really let anyone be a bounty hunter.

The gang went to another galaxy and technology is so alien that nobody can make any use of it, so everyone just ends up stealing from eachother and squabbling over increasingly battered gear and the last dregs of useable fuel.

The security system imprisoning the ancient power is so half-assed it's 8 iterations of the same thing.

Someone is going on a lonely journey of discovery in ruins once inhabited by their exalted ancestors and it's not Samus.

The gang spends the entire mission wordlessly trying to kill each other and then decide to work together anyway.

They all immediately get beat up.

Weavel you useless slug. You have a mortar launcher and a minigun. Why are you using the dinkiest pistol ever made?

The mission ends in the destruction of another celestial body, but at least Samus isn't solely culpable this time.

Noxus is arguably the only person involved who could spin these events as anything other than a total waste of time.

mr white?

mr white????

*dry rattling noises*