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the baffling papple:

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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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Mary Kline 🤝Kim Kitsuragi
A visage of competence, authority, and acceptability shattered by inordinate concern for a mentally ill divorced alcoholic.
Relatedly, I think Clark would love to live in Revachol because it's easier to be a disenfranchised loser surrounded by other disenfranchised losers in a city teeming with history, than to be a disenfranchised loser surrounded by mass-produced prosperity. Meanwhile, Harry would shart himself into a coma and die within hours of entering the backrooms.
sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it
Golden Monkey (Cercopithecus mitis kandti), mother and baby, family Cercopithecidae, Virunga Mountains, Central Africa
ENDANGERED.
photograph by Ignacio Yúfera
Something hilarious about Clark being metaphorically bad at untying things (staying in bad situations, refusing to change) but also literally bad at untying things (Bobby from the cabinet, Mary from the chair).

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Help him up wtf!!!!!
[VIDEO TAKEN: APRIL 1ST, 2026 | Video ID: A video of a pair of black and orange bess beetles, the camera focuses in on one and then follows it over to the other one. Then, they notice each other and start fighting, trying to bite at and overturn each other, at some point both flipping onto their backs, all while making an aggravated squeaking sound at each other. /End IDs.]
All I was trying to do was get a nice video of these horned passalus/bess beetles, and they quickly turned to violence!!! Note that I did have to turn the audio volume up, but otherwise the sound is completely unaltered!
Swarovski can continue to fuck off.
In 2021, Swarovski (the company that makes the very sparkly crystals you see in certain jewelry, on figure-skaters' twinkliest outfits, on red carpet dresses), decided they didn't want the grubby fingers of small-time jewelers, clothing designers and costumers and crafters on their shiny beads and rhinestones anymore. They decided to limit their sales to "luxury" and couture creators, not girls who sell stuff on Etsy. The tenor of their press release on the subject was snide and insulting. Resellers (like your favorite bead shop) would no longer be allowed to carry their product; the average Jane on the street would not be able to purchase them. You could only get them if you had an authorized business agreement that bound you to very strict brand behavior. And those of us who still had good stock of the crystals would no longer be "permitted" to use the brand's name in our listings for sale.
Every bead shop and craft supply place and many, many small clothing makers--wedding shops, prom and dancing dress suppliers, the sort of salt of the Earth mom and pop time machines of shops that are the backbone of the field--scrambled to find something that could replace them. The last of the stock dwindled quickly, all of us grabbing what we could get while there was any chance of it, and then it was gone and we no longer had any access.
I was Big Pissed about it at the time. It was just so goddamn stuck-up, when wholesalers and indie jewelers had made them so much money, when some people I knew--when *I!*--had been brand-loyal for decades. But with no recourse, everyone pivoted fairly quickly, most of us to Preciosa Crystals. Those are Czech, quite sparkly, and considerably less expensive than Swarovski. The faceting method they use is different, but not worse; any differences are hardly noticeable when you're seeing them as a hundred pinpoints of light.
Well, out of nowhere, Swarovski just dropped this: https://www.harmanbeads.com/swarovski-brand-policy-update
"Effective June 1, 2026, Swarovski updated the distribution and brand usage policies introduced in 2021. Businesses may now purchase Swarovski Crystals without signing a Brand Control Agreement, and Authorized Distribution Partners may once again sell Swarovski Crystals to resellers, including bead stores and online retailers. Businesses may also use the Swarovski brand name when following Swarovski’s Proper Use Guidelines. Designers, manufacturers, artists, brands, retailers, and resellers are now eligible to purchase Swarovski Crystals through authorized distribution channels."
They want us back. A lot of the companies who could have kept a brand relationship with them also have swapped to Preciosa, over the last half-decade, in solidarity with indie creators and out of a sour awareness that it could be them, next. And it doesn't hurt that Preciosa was able to expand their line quite a bit now that everyone who wanted sparkle had no choice but to go to them.
And I'm not seeing nearly anyone who intends to return. The feeling is, "Y'all told us to fuck off! Off we fucked! And now, that's what you can do, too!" I'm seeing a lot of "How many of us did you stab in the back?" comments from the people whose money they're hoping to attract.
And personally I'm sitting over here all rubby hands, mean snickering, because they really thought they were going to be able to outclimb the people who actually provided all their profits, and now here they are, hat in hand.
Is this the same reason Swarovski have started licensing these horrifyingly tasteless figurines? I’d argue that an official two thousand dollar Grogu statue damages your brand more than a million hobbyists ever will

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I had a dream that Cupcakke released a Backrooms parody EP titled Backwalls that was basically an X-rated fanfic about what happened in Clark’s life that made him like that and detailed descriptions of him gradually going insane, which was widely regarded as better written than the film script itself.
Chinese giant salamander (娃娃鱼) a.k.a ‘baby fish’ due to the sound they make that sounds like a baby crying.
The Chinese giant salamander is one of the largest salamanders and one of the largest amphibians in the world. It is fully aquatic and is endemic to rocky mountain streams and lakes in the Yangtze river basin of central China.
The Chinese giant salamander is considered to be a "living fossil". Although protected under Chinese laws, its population has faced severe declined over the last 70 years and is currently (2022) listed as threatened. There are evidence indicating that the Chinese giant salamander may be composed of at least five cryptic species, further compounding each individual species' endangerment.
Here is a video of a 200-year-old Chinese giant salamander that was found in a cave.
the simpsons + my favorite lgbt+ moments
marcia lucas :((
Marcia Lucas, who won an Oscar for editing 1977's 'Star Wars' and got a nom for 'American Graffiti,' both directed by her then-husband Georg
star wars wouldn’t have been anything without her

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crying tears of joy over this photo
absolutely obsessed with this genre of kākāpō photos. there are less than 250 kākāpō left on earth. how on earth do you end up in this situation
So Microsoft just released Microsoft 3d movie maker opensource… how cool!!! I’m so excited to see all the weird shit folks make with it… I think this’ll be the next source filmmaker.
Source: https://twitter.com/shanselman/status/1521698902579159040
Github repo here: https://github.com/microsoft/Microsoft-3D-Movie-Maker