gay star deity

true 2000′s nonsense was finding an amv with a cool song and revisiting the amv for the song instead of actually looking it up

it just sounds better on the amv idk what to tell you

my dog can walk through walls

not really cool

can you do that?

if i felt like it

What people fail to realize is that i’m very sleepy

I'm over it ^~^ *blows up and dies*

I think the concept of a true name is overrated. I think everyone should all have multiple names and switch between them at random. People should collect names the way we collect particularly nice mugs. 

gold level

llllllllladies

*mung daal voice* goth bitches

“you have mental illness” actually i don’t, those are just unfortunate side effects from using the powers from my amulet to often. such power deranges a man.

Y’all ever get fatigue so bad that you’re laying down and it feels like you need to lay down MORE? Advanced laying. Somehow.

Do you mean sleeping?

no like laying down but. more. more laying. laying beyond the physical bounds of objects and surfaces

clipping through the floor like Bethesda published me

this one’s for the pop music fans: pick popular songs from 1975-2020 to find out which 3D shape you are! skip options on every question ^_^

well i just realized i forgot to put a skip option on the last question but i’m leaving it like that because it’s funny