Shitpost Connoiseur

i think we should stop calling them baby names so people remember they’re not just naming a baby but also a future twenty seven year old with a resume

that's why bella called her kid resume right away

love that picture of shelley duvall where she looks like a jojo character

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms

Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

hey babe wanna watch me reblog the same images for 15 years

we owe the supernatural people on tumblr so much actually. that show was so mean to them and they're still so fucking funny about it. i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever

oh sorry there's been some confusion as to why i think jared padalecki should be in jail forever. let me clarify. his vibes are horrendous.

i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience

What about violence in movies?

glad you asked. they also have to show cock.

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

you know his ass is saying art art

i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.